There’s always something fishy going on in the semifinals isn’t there?

Ahh. Fishy. Hmmm. Do you happen live by a lake or a body of water?

I guess I’m not far from the Great Salt Lake. I don’t think there are any fish in there, though. Too salty.

I see. *puts on deerstalker hat. I am Warlock [i]Holmes[/i] after all even if I don’t always act like it. Of course that is probably because in reality I am no genius but just a guy who thought his dumb pun was sort of cool.* Well this leads to many possibilities so I shall think out loud. Why would one bribe ring with Silmarillion art to get into the semifinals? We also know it has something to do with fish as per the Vice Presidents own words. Hmmmm. Well one would rarely have a chance of winning even if they join this late so perhaps this new candidate was created to draw off votes from opponents. But whom? According to some mythologies vampires cannot be in running water, although that may not be the mythology we are going off of, so that would [i]potentially[/i] rule out Blaze. I do not know much about Acro so that would require further investigation. The Vice President doesn’t live near a body of water so that would potentially rule him out. But it wouldn’t. You see, my dear Aifos, your entire campaign relies on potatoes. If it is a fish related case I would investigate potatoes last. After all who needs fish when you have potatoes? But I only know it is a fish based case because of you and therefor I have to consider the validity of such statement. After all you could be trying to throw off any would be detectives as you siphon votes away from your competitors. Of course getting the fourth candidate would be simple. All one would need to do is bribe Ring with Silmarillion art. But where could you get such memes? The answer is one word. One color. Red. I [b]think[/b], and I only say think as I am actually quite unsure, Red may have read the Silmarillions before. After all I believe she has mentioned liking Lord of the Rings before and it is not to far of a assumption. Red has been supporting your campaign this entire time, even designing a banner, so it would make sense that she aids you in such a endeavor. *puts pipe in my mouth.* Of course you are not the only possible suspect. While you have means and motive the others may have the same. This will require more investigation. Let me find Watson. The game is Afoot! [spoiler]Or a leg or hand or fist or whatever you want the game to be. [/spoiler]

[i]Me!?[/i] Why I never! You can’t blame this on me! It must be some secret, unknown party! They’re trying to siphon our votes!

They bribed me with cool art from the Silmarillion. I couldn't resist it, I had to let them in.