*Plants a banner in the ground next to me*
As this election begins to come to a close, I would like to give thanks to all the people who have voted for me! Thanks to Red for making this [i]amazing[/i] banner, and thanks to Sylver for nominating me! Once again, this half-year’s election has been super fun!
Whether I win or lose, I was proud to serve as your Vice President for this past term, and I am sure any of our three remaining candidates will make for a great leader!
May this forum forever prosper!
For ‘taters! For top hats! For tintinnabulation!
[spoiler]Maybe I should’ve saved this for the finals... Eh, I’ll think of something else by then![/spoiler]
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I will follow you Aifos! Tell me a story daddy!
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Once upon a time there lived a cutesy wutesy pink mermaid named Sayu. Sayu lived all alone in the grand nothingness before the beginning, and she began to grow lonely. So, Sayu reached down into her heart, and with the [i]POWER OF LOVE[/i] she created a planet, filled with small creatures with which to share her love. All was happy for a time, but even with all her new friends, Sayu’s love was too boundless to be constrained to a single planet. So she flew up into the cosmos, and from the deepest reaches of her heart, she once again used the [i]POWER OF LOVE[/i] to create more planets, and stars, and galaxies, and everything in the universe we know today. However, even Sayu’s love was not infinite, and she had used so much of her [i]LOVE POWER[/i] that she had none left for herself. Exhausted, and weak, she began to drift off to sleep in the center of the universe. Disheartened that she would never see the universe she created, Sayu created one more thing before she closed her eyes; the very essence of her heart left her body, and took the form of a city, which now drifts througout the universe spreading Sayu’s love, joy, and happiness to all it comes across. That city is known as Offtopic, and it is where we are now! And that is why so many villains try to take this City for their own; they only wish to possess Sayu’s heart for themselves. But Sayu’s love is too great to be contained by any one person, no it’s all around us! For it was Sayu’s love that created the universe! Y’know, probably. Maybe. [i]”Love, love, Sayu, pyun~” -Sayu[/i] [spoiler]Alternative story; https://youtu.be/iANMLKfh0_8[/spoiler]
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What!? Where!? I didn’t bring an umbrella!
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I... SHALL RETRIEVE YOU AN UMBRELLA! *Fires a shell at the street and an umbrella pops out* Here!
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*dual wields my new umbrellas, because umbrellas are awesome*
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*cheers and waves small flag* go aifos! yay!
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*happily runs around wth my new umbrellas like a five year old*
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Here you are
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Oh, thanks! I [i]love[/i] umbrellas!
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[i]For ‘taters! For top hats! For tintinnabulation![/i] *rings a tiny little Christmas bell* Good luck to all the candidates who made it this far! [spoiler]A boost of moral in preparation for the final poll. :P[/spoiler]
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*laughs madly before ringing a huge church bell that was apparently sitting behind me*
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You’re right! This is far more deadly! O.o *rubs the side of my head*
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Especially if we swing it around like a giant hammer! *grabs the top of the bell, and pulls on it* *...it doesn’t budge*
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*pinches my chin in an Obi-Wan Kenobi fashion* Hm... I don’t think works like that...
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*plops onto the ground, exhausted* You’re right.. [i]We must launch it from a catapult![/i]