Is your clan as useless as a one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen lake? Useless as a submarine with screen doors? Male nipples? If you answered yes to any of these questions, today is your lucky day
We are Cant Jump Right. We are the Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson of Destiny clans. We are stacked with raw talent, are classy af, and we can all bench press 480 lbs. Well, maybe not the last one, but nevertheless we have a lot to offer!
We are seeking adult guardians who are experienced Destiny players to join our community. Our requirements are you must be 18+ years old, be respectful to others, and must join our clan communications on the Band App. Band is a social media app we use to LFG, general chat, and schedule events.
Come join our team and let’s throw a People’s Elbow down on Beyond Light!! I can smell what The Rock is cookin’, can you?!
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