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[i]Cobakt walks in, takes out a Monster™ energy drink, and shotguns it. After its gone, he tosses the can into a trash can, and leans against a post, waiting.[/i]
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Blaze walks over. “Didn’t know you liked energy drinks.”
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[i]Cobalt stops leaning, and offers a handshake.[/i] “Must be a new thing. You lookin for a sparring match?”
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Blaze shakes his hand. “Sure!”
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“Well then, let’s hit the floor.” [i]Cobalt walks into the fighting zone, rolls his shoulders, and unsheathes his sword, and a Lex.[/i]
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Blaze readies his rapier. “You get first play.”
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“In you insist.” [i]Cobalt begins to walk forward, the faster. As he sports up, purple symbols begin to appear around him.[/i] [spoiler]I should get an assault rifle, and mount an underbarrel grenade launcher on it.[/spoiler]
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Blaze back pedals. “Whoa!”
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[i]Cobalt stops, and looks confused.[/i] “What?”
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“What are those purple symbols?”
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“What, these?” [i]Cobalt strikes a [b]menacing[/b] pose, and the symbols appear again.[/i] “It just kinda happened. I did have a peculiar nightmare about a gay vampire, so that could be it.”
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“Oh...it’s just weird.”
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“Yeah, I don’t really know how to turn them off. Anyway, shall we continue?” [i]Cobalt holds his Lex with his arm outstretched, and his hand begins his head, and leans back. The symbols appear, and vibrate vigorously.[/i]
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Blaze holds his rapier, stifling a laugh.
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[i]Using the distraction, Cobalt fires a shot at Blaze.[/i]
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Blaze dodges to the side. “Whoa!”
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“Yee-Haw, you pale bugger.” [i]Cobalt breaks the pose, and maintains distance. He holsters the Sewing Sword, and unholsters the other Lex.[/i]
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Blaze pushes in as he holsters his sword. “Oh, so you finally understand I’m a vampure?”
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“No, you’re just extremely pale. Have you been outside recently?” [i]Cobalt counters the push with a flurry of Aklex fire.[/i]
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Blaze moves out of the way. “Kinda hard when sunlight can kill me! Want me to drink some of your blood to prove I’m a vamp?”
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“No. My blood is staying in my body, unless I say otherwise.” [i]Cobalt fires another Aklex flurry.[/i] [spoiler]Or maybe, instead of an underbarrel attachment, I just got a M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher...[/spoiler]
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Multiple shots scrape Blaze, and he shoots at you with his revolver. “Fine then! I could show off my fangs! Hell, I have glowing red eyes!” [spoiler]Nothings stronger then love... Except an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Patterson, fire a warning shot![/spoiler] [i]Cobalt takes a shot into his thigh, and just kinda looks at it.[/i] “Bruh.”
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[spoiler]Uh sir, this is a M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher[/spoiler] “...That’s your reaction to being shot? You’re tough.”
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[spoiler]I love Badger[/spoiler] “Well I mean, yeah. It’s just annoying more than anything.” [i]Cobalt does a squat, seeing if he can still reasonably move.[/i]
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[spoiler]Right now, nothing can beat “I didn’t just buy a Minigun and que up Razormind to raid the Department of Justice quietly.”[/spoiler] “Eh, fair point.”
