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9/14/2019 5:29:57 AM
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Get your tinfoil hats on, it’s time for a conspiracy theory. (Donald Trump is an alien)
Earlier today I realized something very important: [u]Donald Trump is an alien.[/u]
Now you must be saying “[i]Why Ghost Bucket, you’re a left wing nut job who needs to stop eating mushrooms he finds in the forest.[/i]” IN WHICH I SAY, I AM NOT A NUT JOB, AND MUSHROOMS ARE DELICIOUS!
Now if you’re to understand I must explain:
You see it all starts with the infamous Bermuda Triangle. Now, we all know it’s where the government REALLY keeps the aliens we all know exist. We can see this in the legends and disappearances of many air and water craft. But what does this have to do with daddy Donald? IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH DONALD! What shape is the Bermuda Triangle? It’s a triangle. Now tell me, what else is the shape of a triangle? That’s right a dorito (assuming it’s a nacho cheese dorito, aka the only dorito). NOW RIDDLE ME THIS! WHAT COLOR IS A DORITO? That’s right, it’s orange. What color is our dearest chosen one? [u]Orange.[/u]
Now my theory is: Donald Trump is an alien who escaped from the Bermuda Triangle to infiltrate our government and take over the world!
YOU KNOW I’M RIGHT! YOU CANNOT DENY THE TRUTH! I am not crazy, I’m right.
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6 Respuestascool ranch is best dorito
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As an alien... I am offended.
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2 RespuestasActually, Donald Trump is a product of your own dubious species. Hillary Clinton was the alien. By defeating her, Mr. Trump ruined an Imperial plot decades in the making, to place a member of one of our subject species in charge of your government, and groom your people to take their proper place as citizens of the Cabal Imperium. Honestly, the idea that someone like Pres. Trump would be one of ours... our infiltration training division is far more competent than that. MESSAGE FROM: Valus Od'dish, Third Adjunct, Cabal High Command (Terran Division)
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Nah he wishes he could be one of us though
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If this is true, its a very based alien
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[url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8i88aO6ai1r6w7e0o1_500.gif]why did you have to find that?[/url]
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3 RespuestasHe has become the very thing he swore to destroy
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Shhhh! We don't want b.net getting blacklisted by the government!
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1 RespuestaI was under the concept that his actually one of Willy Wonkas oompa loompa's. (≧艸≦*)
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2 RespuestasTRUTH TRUTH TRUTH
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Editado por FelifluxMadness: 9/14/2019 10:35:07 AM[url=https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Prank_Callers_3370.png]Daddy Donald is one of the [i]evil pan-dimensional shape-shifting beings![/i] Us humans and sock monkeys must OBEY the [i]true pan-dimensional shape-shifting reptilian beings[/i] if we wish to survive![/url] [spoiler][b]WE MUST OBEY![/b][/spoiler]
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....I knew it....
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So if i like Doritos i secretly like Trump? Sigmund Freud just rolled over.
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Two words: Space Force
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I can’t say it’s not believable, but something just doesn’t quite seem right... if he’s an alien, then are the lizard people being conquered by the aliens? Or was this part of their plan all along?
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It all makes sense...
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2 Respuestas“[i]Why Ghost Bucket, you’re a left wing nut job who needs to stop eating mushrooms he finds in the forest.[/i]”
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*Points at you* "You weren't supposed to do that"
