I'm not going to roast you, but if I was going to, I think you need to see the Kardashian's personal surgeon, with a chest that flat, you'll need Kim-Sized implants. But I would only say that [i]if[/i] I was going to roast you.
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Well apparently I’m a guy. I’m okay with a flat chest. Good thing you didn’t roast me.
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[i]says in a Kardashian voice[/i] "Haven't you, like, heard? Guys with fake tits are all the rage now! Loser!" [i]scoffs[/i]
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Take your moobs and walk out, though it might be hard with a rear like that, so I guess waddle instead.
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Too bad I don't have an ass.
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... .... ..... [spoiler] um... oooookay? Toilets must be a pain in the as- uh legs am I right[/spoiler]