I will sacrifice myself for the initiation

Oh no, nothing that drastic. We just have to ask you a few questions. First, do you accept BNGHELP6 as your lord and savior?

Depends, Tell me about him, I want to know what I’m dealing with here

BNGHELP6 is Bungie’s employee dedicated to patrolling the #help forum and helping people having Density game issues. He is legendary in Offtopic for appearing once in a blue moon. During the Great Pie War of 2019, it is a well known fact [spoiler]but also complete and utter joke, although it’s just accepted now[/spoiler] That BNGHELP6 singlehandedly saved our beloved Offtopic from the hands of community manager Dmg04. Anyway, he’s our god now. One of them, that is, others include Bernthal the Great (God of Molasses) and Nathan Fillion.

He sounds respectable, I now dedicate my life in any means to him