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5/24/2019 1:31:22 PM
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A Vex Goblin showed up on my porch
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Invite him inside. Sit him down. Ask him what tomorrow's lotto numbers are. Give him a blanket. I hear goblins love blankets. Send him on his way. I'm sure he just jumped a bit too far back when he was in a fight or something. He just needed a quick break, then back to fighting some Fallen on Nessus.
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Give him some Milk
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Also happened to me https://youtu.be/qqbJTaT7GHE
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Have him simulate how long it will take dad to come back from the store.
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Tell him how to inflitrate the tower and lie to him, and tell him Tess is the leader of the Vanguard.
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Stomp mechanics
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Make a homemade waterfall of vex milk to surprise your ghost
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kill it with architects.
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Invert it’s spire
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Editado por NobodyJustBrad: 5/25/2019 5:56:45 PMInb4 ret[b]a[/b]rded spinoff posts
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3 RespuestasJust don't get it wet and don't feed it past midnight. . . . Wait...
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1 RespuestaGrab it by the 🐈
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Aim for the creamy center....
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5 RespuestasYou live on the tangled shore?
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4 RespuestasDirect it to the construction workers union.
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2 Respuestashe will try to kill you, guardian [spoiler]kill[/spoiler] [spoiler]it[/spoiler] [spoiler][b][i][u]KEKSIS, THE BETRAYED[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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A Lion of Judah- Israel Will Remain - antiguos
Ask the vex exactly how long the lamb chops theme song would be if taken literally. It would then explode. -
Ask him to simulate bungo and tell us where bungo is going
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Did it come from the Tangeled Shore? Oh wait...
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1 RespuestaMilk it. Nothing beats cereal with vex milk.
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1 RespuestaYou gotta be careful. If it was just 1 and it waved to you, it’ll domesticate pretty easily and can be very useful around the house. Cooking, cleaning, fixing stuff. Mine used to whip up a pretty mean omelette in the morning. If it squawks, -blam!-ing run. Simple as that. Keep your bedroom door locked at night. Those little -blam!-ers can be a little too inquisitive sometimes. Since they share a single mind, if any of its buddies show up, likewise run. That’s the big problem. You get one hat shows up, all of the sudden, there could be more. Unfortunately, the old lady next door to me just didn’t understand. Bernadette, my Goblin was outside one day weeding the flower beds, and scared my neighbor. She didn’t know or understand Bernadette, so took her broom stick and knocked her head off. Well, Bernadette turned Famatic and, well, boom - that was the end of both of them.
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49 RespuestasLick it.
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Harvest its radiolaria and break it down for scrap.
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7 RespuestasReturn to #offtopic and keep stupid made up porch holiday in the correct forum.
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Give it lemonade
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2 RespuestasBuy it a beer.
