[i]Nerf a life. Nerf a job. Nerf a career. Nerf a family. Nerf a -blam!-ing big television. Nerf washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Nerf RNG and wondering who the fvck you are on a Sunday morning. Nerf sitting on that couch playing mind-numbing, [b]spirit crushing games[/b], sticking junk food into your mouth. Nerf rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, -blam!-ed up brats you spawned to replace yourself, Nerf your future. Nerf Smurfs, Nerf Nerfs, Nerf Bungie [/i]