[quote]Hey all, Throughout the weekend, we’ve been laughing at you suckers still buying our products, we watched some YouTube vid about the recently added Three of Coins consumable offered by Xûr. We’d like to give clarification on the functionality of this item: It doesn't do a thing. The dev team told me something along the lines of "git gud" [quote][b]When players use a Three of Coins consumable, this provides a 0% increase to the base chance of being rewarded an Exotic Engram upon activity completion. Using this consumable does nothing hahaha[/b][/quote] [b]Note:[/b] We have found that Heroic Strikes do not currently grant higher chances for just tokens, this will be fixed sometime within the next DLC or so. We will continue to laugh and count your money throughout the holiday season (make sure to grab the all new restocked eververse emotes including snow angels!!) Keep the silver $ coming! Later this week, we’ll have notes from the development team on additional exp sources that we’re looking to remove in the future Stay tuned suckers. Cheers, -dmg04[/quote]
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Wow dude this is awesome!!! Lmfao!!
This is amazing, I couldn't stop audibly laughing. Seriously bungie, get your shit together.