Today, my friends, is a sad day. The Grand Army and the Rebellion begin their pointless RP skirmish today, and if that wasn't enough, LegateWookie of the Grand Army has been quoted saying,
[quote]"BUT EVEN IF WE LOSE TODAY, OUR FRIENDS IN #D2 WILL CONTINUE OUR FIGHT.[/quote]
Not only does this reveal Legate's true intentions about #Offtopic, it is apparent he has an alliance with Destiny! #Density is the arch-enemy of #Offtopic as we know it today! It is a sad day when one of this forum's most known celebrities conspires with the simpletons of #Density.
I had hope for us, comrades, that we would only fight one war, against D2. But alas, if we are forced too, we will attack our brethren, but not out of hate. They do not realize what they have become, so we free them out of love. If we may lose one life to save another, so be it.
I demand that Legate cut all contacts with #D2 and that he apologizes for such an act of treachery. If he does not, you have my full permission to attack. Do not participate in this cancerous role-play, but distract all members of the "Grand Army" from their main war against the Rebellion. Lead them on wild goose chases, troll them and flood their private chats. This does not mean, however, that we are aligned with the Rebellion, we are just hindering the Grand Army's ability to fight.
However, if Legate does what I require of him, I demand all participation in "Operation Troll" to screech to a halt. After this war is over, we shall rally the remaining troops and fight against #D2. In this war, strategy and sheer numbers are both of upmost importance. I have attempted to contact HoTh of the Mandalorians (spelling is hard) with intentions of an alliance, so if he accepts, follow his word.
Good luck, but be deceptive in your nature. Appear as a member of "The Grand Army," and harass their ranks. But be sneaky about it. I will answer all PMs containing relevant questions.
Good luck comrades!
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REEEEEEEEEER
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Wait do people actually hate RPing THAT much? Like why man? This is me legit asking why, cause I really don't hate it.
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This is all going according to plan. Debate Flat Earth and you will see the stupidity of Off Topic. Win that one and you won the wars to follow.
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Interesting
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I like Destiny but I come here when I’m not in the mood to talk about it. Which is pretty much half the day.
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This why the mute function exists.
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