HEY! YOU! YEAH, YOU! ARE YOU BORED WITH DESTINY? YOU NEED TO PLAY SOME SPARROW DEATHBALL! SPARROW DEATHBALL IS THE NEW MLG E-SPORT THAT IS SWEEPING THE GLOBE! WHO NEEDS TRIALS WHEN YOU COULD BE PLAYING SPARROW DEATHBALL? GO TO ARCHON'S FORGE WITH YOUR TRUSTY VEHICLE AND A WORTHY ADVERSARY. TWO SPARROWS AND THEIR RIDERS MOUNT THE BALL. ONE LEAVES VICTORIOUS, THE OTHER IN DISGRACE, POSSIBLY WHILE BURNING TO DEATH. IN THE CENTRE IS STAGE ONE, FOR THE NEWCOMERS, TO THE RIGHT IS STAGE TWO, FOR THE INTERMEDIATES AND TO THE LEFT IS STAGE THREE, REQUIRING A MASTER-LEVEL SKILL TO EVEN STAND ATOP! [b][u]Rules of Engagement[/u][/b] 1) The match begins when one rider has used all four Sparrow emotes, or when a suitable referee has signalled the beginning - preferably with Sumo. 2) The loser is the player who falls completely off of the ball first. 3) Side-dashes and boost are fair game. 4) Spam the most annoying horn you own, bonus points for using the House Horn. 5) If the loser wishes to have a rematch, they must use a new Sparrow and Horn combination. 6) Relieve yourself from the sweatiness of the Crucible. Any suggestions for interesting combat arenas that are available in patrol are appreciated, we managed to get one Sparrow all the way down into Site 6, but it was destroyed at the bottom - as seen here: http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/ProjectNOVA666/video/31119127 However, we now know that it is possible to make it that far and discovered a possible arena on some SIVA wires underneath the bridge to the replication chamber. We're too lazy and inept to make a promotional video. Congrats on finding this post and reading this far - The Sparrow Deathball Team, which consists of two lowly Xbox players with terrible PvP stats because we like to enjoy the game.