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Editado por Onion Beetle Fan:
1/21/2017 4:44:05 AM
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Departing Obama Tearfully Shoos Away Loyal Drone Following Him Out Of White House
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WASHINGTON—Stopping and turning around as he made his way across the South Lawn after hearing the unmanned aerial vehicle hovering just feet behind him, outgoing President Barack Obama tearfully shooed away a loyal MQ-9 Reaper drone attempting to follow him out of the White House, sources confirmed Friday. “Go on now—get out of here!” said the former commander-in-chief, his lower lip trembling and his eyes welling with tears as he affected a stern tone of voice in an attempt to scare off the faithful hunter-killer drone that had spent the past eight years obediently at his side. “You can’t come with me anymore, you got that? Can’t you see this is for your own good? Now scram. What are you waiting for? Go!” At press time, a heartbroken Obama had thrown a rock in the drone’s direction, causing the unmanned aerial vehicle to flee into the sky, where it paused to look back one last time at its old master before flying off toward a Yemeni tribal wedding.
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What a sad story. I hope a movie about the relationship between the Obama and his pet Hunter drone will be made in the future.. 😭😭😢😢
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Quality news.
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6 Respuestas[b] [/b]
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3 RespuestasAt least it can go make that Yemeni tribal wedding a blast.
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Bump...
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In all seriousness, I can't imagine how weird it would actually be to transition away from the presidency after eight years.
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6 RespuestasEditado por Sober As A Bird: 1/21/2017 6:21:11 PMIn the future can you please address him as "Nobel* Peace Prize winner Barack Obama" damn you autocorrect.
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2 Respuestas[quote]before flying off toward a Yemeni tribal wedding.[/quote]
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Editado por SaltyJoey989076: 1/22/2017 1:08:15 AM
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I love the onion
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Obama: You stay. I go. No following.
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Such a sad moment :(
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The onion is the best.
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I love the onion
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3 RespuestasThe Onion? Really?
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1 RespuestaI f[b]u[/b]cking love the Onion.
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1 RespuestaI would read that book
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I love the onion
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2 Respuestas[quote]The Onion[/quote]
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Poor little guy. I hope Trump weans it off the killing slowly. Oooh he's a good little drone.
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lmao this one is funny
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Well then
