"...For example; This one guy in New Haven. People are dying left and right and all of sudden this jackhole rushes at me with a spoon. A FREAKIN SPOON! And I'm dying laughing, right? So I scoop his stupid little eyeballs out with it and his kids are there all crying like WAAHHHH! And he can't see where he's going, he's runnin' into stuff and... hahaha! Oh man... I dunno, maybe you had to be there.
Anyway... the moral of the story is you're a total bitch."
Borderlands 2 was a thing of beauty
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Handsome Jack had the best lines in a game EVER! Couldn't help but love the evil asshole.
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Lmao.....you nailed it!!!!
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That's a good quote.
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"Dicks I was talking about dicks."
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Man these pretzels sucks
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[quote]"...For example; This one guy in New Haven. People are dying left and right and all of sudden this jackhole rushes at me with a spoon. A FREAKIN SPOON! And I'm dying laughing, right? So I scoop his stupid little eyeballs out with it and his kids are there all crying like WAAHHHH! And he can't see where he's going, he's runnin' into stuff and... hahaha! Oh man... I dunno, maybe you had to be there. Anyway... the moral of the story is you're a total bitch." Borderlands 2 was a thing of beauty[/quote]