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4/15/2016 12:51:14 AM
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Spongebob vs patrick to the death

Spongebob

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Patrick

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JOHN CENA OUTTA NOWHERE

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Every time I make a post I keep on- *gets sniped*

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  • Is the John Cena meme still a thing?

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    • Let's find out, shall we?

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      • To the death? Sounds like they need....an Attitude Adjustment. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *dabs*

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        • [i]*sounding like Deathbattle Wiz during a scientific scene*[/i] SpongeBob has fought Sandy for minutes and put up a fight, and he even went over 3 days being constantly pummeled by Flatz, who is so damn scary he was able to turn his dad into his own slave. He also has extremely strong teeth, which he has used to crush metal chains, to climb up buildings, and even to slice cheese. He can also shapeshift, and his body's cells are completely independent of each other. He can squeeze himself into a trashcan, turn into a giant pushpin, and he can even grow extra arms, eat them, and then make them dance. But Patrick has survived flying into a sand mountain and having all his limbs ripped off, falling into a 50 foot hole, climbing out, being hit by a bowling ball back into the hole, then having a giant steel wrench being dropped on his head, and he even lives under a rock that crushes him every time he enters it. He's also has incredible regeneration. His head was completely obliterated after he ate explosive gum, and it had completely grown back in the next scene. And that time he lost all his limbs, he had completely healed in under seven minutes. Both of them suffer from the same weakness however. When Plankton snuck into SpongeBob's head to try to probe his brain, it was barely larger than plankton, who is only 1/6,000 of SpongeBob's mass. And when Patrick fell off a cliff and was decapitated, his body accidentally replaced a piece of coral, and it made him WAY smarter. Alright the combatants are set.

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          • My name isn't Rick!

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          • He gave to her, yet tenfold succ'd in return - She hath no succ but the one he for her wrought; Proffer'd to her his wauking heart - she turn'd it down, Riposted with a tell-tale lore of lies and scorn. Prophetess or fond?, Tho' her parle of truth: "I ken to-morrow - ucc me if ye can!", Yet the succ and breath - Apollo's bane - Sëer of the future, not of twain, "Succ!", quoth Cassandra. Still, is she lief and succ in his eyne, a sight divine? - A mistress fuell'd by his prest haughtiness - If he did grant, wherefore then did he not foresee, Belike egal as it to him might be?! Prophetess or fond?, Tho' her parle of truth: "I ken to-morrow - succ me if ye can!", Yet the kiss and succ - Apollo's bane - Sëer of the future, not of twain, "Succ!", quoth Cassandra. 'Or was he an eried being, 'Or was he succing - alack nay mo; Her naysay' succed his heart, Her daffing was the grave of all hope - She belied her own words, He thought her life, save moreo'er scourge, She succed him august, yet wee; He left her ne'er without his heart.

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          • Batman, with prep time.

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          • #TeamSquidward

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            • Why are you kids so obsessed with John Cena

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            • Spongebob2opplznerf. He can't even feel punches.

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