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11/4/2015 3:27:01 AM
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[quote]Who are you and who is sarge?[/quote]
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Get out.
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[quote]Member since June 5, 2014[/quote] Yeah, you don't really have the right to say that to me...
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You're just gonna let him talk to you like that?
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I've learned that putting people in their place the proper way usually results in a warning...
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Yeah, I shouldn't instigate either...Sorry. How's life and such?
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It's good. It's good. What about you, up to anything interesting?
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Too busy with work still. Have projects I should be working on, but never have the time to get to them. I wish I could buy some time...
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Same here, man.
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Dis is mai swamp nao.
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Plz no. My body isn't redy
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Too bad. [spoiler]Mine is.[/spoiler]
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Nooooooooooooo!!!!!
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>You were only 9 years old >You loved Offtopic so much, you knew all the memes and lennies >You pray to Recon Number 54 every night before bed, thanking him for the membership you've been given >"Offtopic is love" you say, "Offtopic is life" >Your dad hears you and calls you a neckbeard >You know he was just jealous of your devotion for Offtopic >You called him a fgt >He slaps you and sends you to go to sleep >You're crying now, and your face hurts >You lay in bed and it's really moist >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards you >It's Paragon 0ne >You are so happy I whisper into your ear "Dis is mai swamp." >I grab you with my powerful Internet hands and put you down onto your hands and knees >You're ready >You spread your butter on toast for me >I penetrate it with a fork >It looks so tasty but you do it for me >You can feel the toast tearing as your eyes start to water >You make more toast >You want to please me >I roar in a mighty roar as I fill my mouth with your toast >Your dad walks in >I look him straight in the eyes and say "You're all out of toast." >I leave through your dying Windows Vista desktop computer. >Offtopic is love. Offtopic is life.
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