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Editado por Juno:
10/14/2015 10:35:24 AM
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So my GF has no idea what Skyrim and Portal are
What do?
Edit 1: Jesus 50 replies? You guys are insane
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18 RespuestasEditado por KPG: 11/10/2015 8:19:23 AMReroll her to have more Intellect Edit: I am now selected answer. GG.
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Editado por Sieg of Catarina: 11/10/2015 6:34:27 AMGuess what you guys will be doing this weekend
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Kill her
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Force her to watch a documentary on Alcatraz.
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Skyrim shuffle
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I doubt women will ever comprehend the awsomness of skyrim, the greatest rpg ever created
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1 RespuestaFeast on her organs
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[i]kill[/i]
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1 RespuestaNothing. You're just a nerd.
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It's fine as long as she's not a gamer.
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3 Respuestas1) Bake her a cake that says [i]"I love you"[/i] 2) Hand it to her 3) Smack it out her hands and trample it into the ground 4) [i]"The cake is a lie,"[/i] 5) Be single
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Now you have something you can try with her. [spoiler]play portal 2. It has coop.[/spoiler]
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Its simple. Enlighten her on the legend of the dovahkin. Then teach her how to think with portals. Boom.
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Just performed the black sacrament, someone should be there soon.
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Editado por Snowy Infinite: 10/13/2015 9:00:45 PMMy ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can she say the same?
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1 RespuestaEditado por perinski93: 10/13/2015 9:22:09 PMDump her ass now. If she doesn't know what they are then she's not worth keeping. Next you'll say she doesn't know what halo is
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3 Respuestas[b][i][u]BURN THE HERETIC[/u][/i][/b]
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Slay her in the name of Molag Bal, absorb her soul, then reanimate her corpse to serve as your undead sex slave.
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[b] [/b]
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Here are the steps. 1. Lock her in a glass room. 2. Cause her memory to lapse and convince her that she is Chell. (There are new age drugs for that.) 3. Unleash her into a Warehouse that you have fashioned into rooms resembling Portal's typical layout. 4. Allow her to acquire Portal gun. 5. Introduce her to GladOS via Comm. System. 6. Make her follow cryptic messages left by a man obsessed with cake. 7. In the final room, reveal GladOS. (Have Mike Patton doing background anger ● noises.) 8. When she's certain she's won, have a rather large curtain drop with the words, "The Cake is a Lie" scrolled across. 9. Jut from the curtain at an alarming speed and scream "Fus Ro Dah!" As you send her body reeling with a fan that can simulate g force, throw a note down onto her mangled body and that reads, "MEET DOVAHKIIN." 10. Prosper.
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Dismantle her and pray to rngesus that a better one will drop next time.
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Dumb her
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Kill her lol
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Play Portal 2 with her.
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Is she still breathing? If yes, why?
