The other day my wife was riding me for going Xbox one for like the millionth time. Some kind of tech-demo billed as an interactive game version of a teen slasher has been on fire on YouTube, and I finally got sick of hearing it. " You know what that game is? " I asked like a self-important history major who was about to set a bunch of bored trust fund kids straight about the origins of thier so called original culture, " That game is a high-res, basically non-interactive single player version of the genius fanservice to horror nerds that was resident evil outbreak. " We've been married a while, and she should have known better... But for some reason she then let on that she had never played outbreak. So several hours later, the dusty ps2 is running and I'm trying to connect everything to the online adapter all while shouting about how outbreak attempted to simulate a teen slasher plot where different people lived and died each playthrough and even came back as player controlled zombies when they lost etc. etc... And the damn thing won't connect. I didn't even look to see if single player would run, because you can't beat most of the levels like that anyway. What the -blam!- is your problem capcom? How can you charge me money for something that I play and love for hundreds of hours, only to discover that I can't get online with it in 2015 just to prove a point in a stupid argument with my spouse about the cyclical nature of genre-based entertainment? I posted some messages on thier forum and got no response, and my lawyer says he doesn't think I have a case. I showed him my crumpled receipts for both games and everything. He did say that I could try getting a refund from the store I bought it at, but I went to where the blockbuster video used to be and it's just a burned out crackhouse now. I shook the bums I found there down for some recompense but only got 38 cents and a half-finished mad dog (mostly backwash, one cigarette butt) for my trouble. It did make me feel a little better though, the bum I robbed actually was the former manager of the store. Anyway someone needs to stop this from ever happening again. Every time someone gives a software developer money for anything it should expressly guarantee the eternal accessibility of that content in perpetuity until (or after if we colonize another system) the explosion of the sun. Man I am so pissed now. But I played so much destiny today I need some other game to relax with. I keep hearing WOW is good. I should start my first WOW character. People have already really gotten a lot of enjoyment out of that right? I don't know how I haven't started already- From what I've heard about how long people play that I should be able to start today and enjoy it until 2025 or 2030 or so. Right?