Dear Oryx,
It has come to our attention that you have declared war on our solar system.
We regret to inform you that this is a very shitty idea.
Not only have you managed to annoy the guardians your son has failed to kill time and time again; you also found a way to piss off the entire reef.
Now, we may not have the best equipment, and we may not be the best fighters, but, as you're aware, we've been fighting for a very long time.
And now that we're not fighting Atheon and Crota, we're more than happy to dedicate all of our time fighting you.
So, Dear Oryx, to you and your idiotic taken, we say this:
[b][i]Bring it on, mother-blam!-ers.[/i][/b]
We're not going anywhere.
From your friends,
The incredibly badass and sexy Guardians of the Last City
P.S.
Suck DeeJ Nuts
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Yall know me, imma vanguard og Traverlers been low key. Chased eons by all that darkness Till the ghost came and found me. no motes, no keys, no sparrow, no light, no gallies Found me, so I can wield the light For protection And forge new boundaries. I found a chest, and its all full of crap, to go in my vault full of crap. Rahool takes all the engrams and hang them around like trophies, yall gonna take the moon freeze Cro please You better bow down on both knees. Who you think taught you that Bridge cheese Who you think made mid stratagy Done so easily. Like atheon in the vog. Scolas from the poe. From that group that said mother -blam!- that Hoe queen. Gave you a bunch of gear to Rock when youre out patrolling tha hood But when your light level is just a lil to low whos the kell they tell you to go see. Guardians listen up closly. All yall talking about raid drops Or how the orbs pop Yall are the reason skolas had been getting no sleep. So -blam!- yall , All of yall. Patrol the dreadnought Blow me. Yall ganna keep messing around and bungie gonna buff me back to the old me. Now a days, everybody wanna talk like they got nothing to raid, But nothing ever drops on oryx ship. Just a bunch of blue shit. And mother fu@kers act like they forgot about Skolas! (They forgot about dre: dre and em.)
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1 RespuestaOryx: haha I heard ur GJALLERHORN was nerfed I'm going to kill u
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Red vs blue reference!!!!!!!!' REPENT!!!! REPENT!!!!! THE END IS HERE!!!!!!!
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Rip epsilon
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Necrochasm bump
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Loved the Chorus trilogy
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Loved that season.
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1 Respuestalmao the queen got shrekt
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Never forget 9/15 ;_;
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This is the best thing I have ever read
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Are you from Idaho?
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This was amazing
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Dear Oryx, I'm not in the mood can you just leave
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Need help to do a a stike light must be over 200 add redxscythe
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YESSSS!! THANK YOU FOR THE RVB REFERENCE!!
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1 RespuestaEditado por Akodta: 9/15/2015 2:05:25 PMRed Vs Blue!
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I was hoping that it would say like, "Suck my balls!" Or something
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Love it
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2 RespuestasDear Oryx Your son killed Wei Ning, maybe we could meet up for a cold one and discuss his terrible life choices. (seriously we did you a favour) Regards, The Titans.
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And then you watched the first cutscene..