Meanwhile at Bungie’s studio’s…..
Actor: (In Shakespearean voice) “Petra Venji my dear, if thou does not give me the Keys, then I shall be forced to commit sexual depravity’s against thy Eye Oribital, not twice but thrice”
Dir: “Cut, cut! I said I wanted you to sound more British, not comically accurate 1800’s British!”
Actor: “Sorry gov, I was just trying to class this smut a bit up”
Dir: “Ok from the top!”
Dev1: “Wait stop! Did he just say what I think he said?”
Dir: “Yes now stop interrupting”
Dev1: “But this is a children’s game, why are you doing this?”
Dir: “Ask the Boss. After releasing ToO, he still doesn’t think were edgy enough like Call of Duty, so he asked me to create a controversial scene but there isn’t much to work with”
Dev1: “Well if you’re going to rip our benefactors off, why not do it blatantly?”
Dir: “We can’t kill all the civilians off, they are already dead, and I’m pretty sure the ones at the tower are not real, as you can walk right through them, maybe they are a ghost or holograms? We’re going have to copy Mass Effect, but we need to do it in a extreme way”
Dev1: “Still that’s just ewwww “
Dir: “That’s perfect!!, I think we just found our next Petra Venj!!”
Dev1: “But I’m a guy”
Dir: “I know….”
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Bump for truths!!!