The Ninja is the silent assassin who protects the digital village on Bungie.net from bullies, trolls, and other ne'erdowells who would threaten the fabric of our community for sport. They are our deadly professionals, moderating forum chatter with a watchful eye and a steady hand. One swing from their mighty Banhammer can eradicate all manners of conduct unbecoming a Guardian. For years, they've been a dreaded force of judgment and justice.
Are they as dangerous in the Crucible as they are on our website? That's what we're about to find out. We've put a Bounty on their heads. You're invited to claim it, if you be brave.
Do you think you can defeat the Ninjas?
Thursday, October 16th
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM Pacific
This is your chance to prove your skills in the arena. If you can best these protectors of goodwill in a kill-or-be-kill engagement, we'll grant you a player emblem to immortalize your victory. You'll become a storied conqueror of the team who patrols our discussion boards.
All that glory and uniqueness can be yours if you can hit these targets.
I'll be along for the ride. Substitutions will be made on our team. We'll be easy to spot dressed in the matching in-game uniform afforded to the rank and title of "Ninja." The Banhammers will be left at home. This is a debate that will be settled with gunfire and magic.
Come and play.
*Platform chosen by the hunted. Don't fret. I have Xbox gamers on deck.