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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
Chuck Norris can answer a 'missed call'
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1 ReplyChuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people....then the grenade exploded