a terrible way to die

so just another morning to begin the story; did my morning PWO ritual and started walking to the gym. On the way i noticed a very large pile of chit large it on the sidewalk; in size it was somewhere between that of a horse and a very large dog. Enough to fill a large plate. Anyways, as i got closer i noticed a field mouse poking around the poo. Once it realized that i was heading straight for it, it got scared and tried to run. However, instead of running backwards or around the massive pile of feces, it decided to try and jump right through it... and failed. I sat there and kinda watched the mouse slowly sink into its dumpy death and then proceeded on my merry way. just thought i would share