The DoDdy Awards: Beta Edition... in every sense

Here ye, here ye! Welcome one and whomever to the first ever DoDdy awards! Yes, I know, it's a terrible name. Also, I love it. These awards are not necessarily given to the mightiest guardians among us but to the more peculiar. It's good to laugh at ourselves. We're all just who we are. Once Destiny launches, these awards will be dished out every 2 or 3 months or so depending on what info we will have at our disposal. Hopefully we will be able to track even more of our stats come launch. We'll see. I'm afraid I must apologize in advance. I wasn't able to compile all the data I wanted to before they disabled the ability to inspect other players' stats and gear from the beta yesterday, so this is VERY incomplete. I had many more awards in mind, and I also couldn't get to all the members of this clan in time for even these awards so I'm sorry if I missed your outrageously peculiar stats. But in the spirit of beta, I say what the hell. Here goes! [u] - The [b][url=http://robertogato.com/files/2011/03/Dumb-and-Dumber-Scooter.png]Big Goof[/url][/b] award goes to:[/u] [b]Thumbstick Hero[/b] and [b]jami82[/b] for having the most PvP suicides at 11. [spoiler]Don't worry guys, I was one away from earning this one for myself. That jump to 'B' on Venus, right?[/spoiler] [u] - The [b][url=https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3631197696/h2F824C24.jpg]Space Cowboy[/url][/b] award goes to:[/u] [b]jami82[/b] for having a staggering grand total of 2,378 hand cannon kills. Honorable mention: [b]Klown Korp[/b] – 517 hand cannon kills [u] - The [b][url=http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/images/l/robin2_620_072412.jpg]Right-Hand Man[/url][/b] award goes to:[/u] [b]ChocoBear02[/b] for having the highest assist to kill ratio at 0.40 assists per kill in PvP. [u] - The [b][url=http://cbslife.dk/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1-one-man-wolfpack.jpg]One Man Wolfpack[/url][/b] award goes to:[/u] [b]Klown Korp[/b] for having the lowest assist to kill ratio at 0.13 assists per kill in PvP. * note: these two awards required having played at least 10 Crucible matches. [u]The [b][url=http://designchicks.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/nintendo_nerd1.jpg]Space Wizard[/url][/b] award goes to:[/u] [b]KosterNL[/b] for having the highest percentage of his kills come from super abilities at 11%. Honorable mention: [b]Marquel[/b] at 10% [u]The [b][url=http://www.myteespot.com/images/Images_d/d_10373.jpg]Dusty Wand[/url][/b] award goes to:[/u] [b]roofer76[/b] for having the lowest percentage of his kills come from super abilities at a mere 1.6% Honorable mention: [b]adidass32[/b] and [b]caps 54[/b] each with 2% [u]The [b][url=http://ibankcoin.com/kong/files/2013/04/20120305-Punch-in-the-Face1.jpg]Prize Fighter[/url][/b] award goes to:[/u] [b]Willowyrelic2[/b] for having the highest percentage of his kills come from melee kills at 29%. Honorable mention: [b]realsteel122[/b] at 28% [u]The [b][url=http://www.sharpshooterindustries.com/images/500mm_standing.jpg]Sharp Shooter[/url][/b] award goes to: [/u] [b]ProWind[/b] for having the highest percentage of his kills coming from precision kills at 41%. Honorable mention: [b]Mycroft[/b] at 38% Yeeeeehaw!!