"What? Nah, Nah, nah, get outta here, shlongface."
[b]the groaning and grumbling pilot stormed out of the gunship, angry. Ghost sat in his place at the controls.[/b]
"I ain't lettin' no stranger fly me around."
[spoiler]lolnope.[/spoiler]
"I'll just assume that was funny. Heheh."
[b]he flips some dials, and slams his fist into the console after it hadn't complied to his demands.[/b]
[b]the panel lights up, showing that the transport craft is in working order and fully activated. Ghost turns his head around with a highly probable smug look on his face.[/b]
"What was that, dumb one?"
"Don't worry Kid, maybe one day you'll be fit like me."
[b]he chuckles, waiting for the other stragglers to enter the craft. The first one to do so is Kaebius. The tall man in armor enters the vessel, clad in his iron power armour. He looks around before nodding.[/b]
[i]"gentlemen."[/i]
[b]he took a seat nearby, drawing his large Heavy Autocannon and cleaning it. The man remained quiet, postured, elegant, which was a strange feature, not usually seen in men of his height and size.[/b]
[spoiler]Kay-be-us[/spoiler]
[i]"it isn't that complicated. You wouldn't want me calling you the D, wouldn't you?"[/i]
"OOOH, New kid's got some sass! And I was just about to yell him to take out the stick up his ass!"
[b]Ghost laughs.[/b]
[spoiler]*debates putting this*:
"Actually, that wouldn't be bad. Since Ghost is about to get the D in his face."[/spoiler]
He chuckles a bit.
"Alright, Kaebius."
[spoiler]meh, nah, neh.[/spoiler]
[b]a faint chuckle could be heard coming from the helmet as he returned to cleaning his weapon, the large Imperial Autocannon.[/b]
"Yeah well believe it or not I've gathered the patience to wait for these clutterfuсks of teammates we have."
[b]he looks at his watchless wrist.[/b]
"Fuсk it I'm giving those cockholsters five more minutes. Get their own god damn ship..."
[b]He then zooms through the channels. Bonnie Tyler, Celine Dion, etc.[/b]
"Who the fuсk even programmed this garbage?!"
[b]he slams his fists into the console and One Bad Man by the Midnight Riders comes on.[/b]
"Hey! That's my song! Fuсkin' sweet!"
"Meh. Whatever floats your boat, kid."
[b]he bangs his head on the seat's head rest.[/b]
"Uuuugggghhh........ fuсk it."
[b]he slams the controls forward, sending the gunship racing out of the hangar, knocking over some crates, equipment and probably making many, many people angry. He laughs as they get out.[/b]
"WOOOHOOO!!!!!! FUСK Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!"
[b]he phases his hand through the cockpit, flipping the bird at the cruiser.[/b]
"Well then they can shove their golden cocks up each other's assholes, I couldn't care less. Still getting payed after this."
[b]he brings his hand back in, holding the controls.[/b]
[spoiler]would you believe it if I told you this guy was actually bi? XD[/spoiler]
[spoiler]*looks at you like "Aww hell naw"*
*lols*
Wait...
Is he really!?![/spoiler]
Nearing the asteroid, he sees a small gray cube-like structure on the surface.
