[quote]It's time.....
For grammar lessons.
This forum is riddled with illiterate monkeys and illegible posts. Now perhaps some of this is autocorrect, but I sense the two greatest portions of misspelling are made up of those who are:
A). apathetic
B). Illiterate potatoes
That being said, use this as a helpful guide as to which words bear the proper definition for your plight. This is not a satirical post, and I don't need your criticisms and assholistic comments, so move along if that is your goal.
You're- You are (Ie; You're quite lovely today)
Your- It belongs to you (Ie; Is that gun yours?)
Ur- A place in the ancient Middle East
It's- It is (Ie; It's using an axe!)
Its- Belonging to is (Ie; Look at its face!)
Their- It belongs to them (Ie; Is that sword theirs or ours?)
They're- They are (Ie; They're going to kill Crota)
There- A location (Ie; look over there!)
We're- We are (Ie; We're going to kill Crota)
Were- The past-tense of are (Ie; Were you online last night?)
Where- A location (Ie; Where are you?)
Are- A state of being (Ie; We are here)
Our- It belongs to us (Ie; This land is ours)
R- The letter R.
From liefglinde:
[quote]How about a lesson on proper apostrophe use? As in apostrophes are used to signify possession and for contractions, not for plurals.
Improper: We did a lot of strike's.
Proper: We did a lot of strikes.
Improper: The raids difficulty was increased.
Proper: The raid's difficulty was increased.
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So, any others I need to cover? Feel free to comment if there are and I'll update this post.
I promise, if you use these properly, your posts will be taken much more seriously.
Edit: Trolls, bring it on. This post was designed to lure you in and educate you, so if I have to beat you over the head with my board of education, I shall.[/quote]
u maek inglesh soun harde, eye dun falloh yer trayn of thot. Y u no scool teecher
English
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What if I am?
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[quote]What if I am?[/quote] You need to tell your children to buy Destiny.
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[quote][quote]What if I am?[/quote] You need to tell your children to buy Destiny.[/quote] By children I mean students, unless you have children, make them buy it too.
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I'll make my student-children buy it. Fair enough?