(Damn, I'll regret this) Here's the thing, people in the forums are usually dicks (I'm not saying everyone is but if the shoe fits...). Some are pretty sexist and elitists. If that scares away the average gamer, it will scare off most women for sure.
We're out there but you have to admit this community is not very inviting at all.
Sample #1... -waits for a randomly aggressive reply-
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U WOT M8? [spoiler]I'm sorry[/spoiler]
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Git gud skrub #rekt -end sarcasm
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That is very true
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Since nobody else will..... Tits or GTFO
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*insert random feminist comment or something like that*
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Apologies m'lady
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*finds a way to turn comment against guys somehow* ... Ok I'll stop now....
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You are absolutely right, women are the superior sex.... I mean vaginas rule the world, it's the only thing men are willing to work harder for than money
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Edited by Co1d Night: 1/22/2015 6:14:51 PMThe gaming community is full of people who are assholes or talk crap to other players. You see this a lot in MMORPGS and MMOs like Destiny. If that scares away the average gamer, then maybe games that are multiplayer aren't the type of games for them to play. I've been a gamer for years and have had no issues playing MMOs or MMORPGS. If someone bothers you, just block them. It's really simple. You can't be thin-skinned and play games that require you to interact with live people from all over the world. It's just not possible.
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Edited by DragoonKai: 1/22/2015 7:22:00 PMOh, trust me. It doesn't bother me otherwise I would have stopped playing a while ago. But other communities are capable of having mature conversations with strangers who are obviously just as passionate about the game as we are. This community can't (again, it doesn't mean this applies to every single person out there). If anything, this has taught me to be careful with whom I share my comments with and to keep my distance from the forums. I could be more involved but I choose not to for my own sanity.
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I agree totally about the community.
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*insert aggressive comment about boobs and sandwich making*
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You can't make a good sandwich with boobs.
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Edited by DragoonKai: 1/22/2015 5:55:56 PMThis is true. This is my third attempt to make a sandwich and I just can't get it right. I guess the hardest part is trying to put the whole thing together; if my boobs had thumbs, it would be easier. But no, instead they can't grab anything and now there's a mess on the floor. Stupid boobs, my feet can do a better job.
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[quote]Stupid boobs, my feet can do a better job.[/quote]
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Imagining that was strangely arousing.
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One cannot comprehend such culinary madness, to attempt such a feat is unnatural and unhygienic. I would suggest keeping them at bay while attempting to make a sandwich, may they hang free whilst eating, but lord above refrain ones parts from being involved in the kitchen.
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Bro ... Boobs make the best sandwich... My face between boobs .... Best ... Sandwich .... Ever!
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Sometimes you just want a honey roast ham sandwich. No fuss, no mess.
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Edited by GigabyteZ3r0: 1/22/2015 5:36:35 PMI see your point. I also conceded that females are rubbish are assembling sandwiches for consumption. That said, I will not prevent one from making me a sandwich, then pleasing me in a consensual way.
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I've always made my own sandwiches, I've got butter to bread ratio down to a tee. But I do also enjoy consensual stimulus as and when required. This, I cannot deny.
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I am of the impression that you grill your bread with said butter. For I have never heard of butter being used in a none grill sandwich. Do enlighten me in your art of sandwich making, for a gentleman that stops his quest for sandwich knowledge is already dead inside.
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Edited by LSPower: 1/22/2015 5:50:56 PMYoung padawan, the art of sandwich making is a skill passed down from your very own DNA. It is a skill that resides within you and one cannot teach such subliminal knowledge. I can however start your pilgrimage for you, it's a long hard road for those not gifted with such talents, but I will offer you a guide to making the most rudimentary of all sandwiches.... Le bacon. The bread. We use a simple white sandwich loaf from the St John bakery, sliced not too thick. The bread needs to be toasted, to give the sandwich some rigour. A normal toaster will suffice, but we use an open grill which gives the bread a nice singe – singe is definitely a good thing. In a perfect world, you might even pan-fry the bread in some pork dripping. The bacon. The bacon we serve comes from a farm in Gloucester and which we cure ourselves Bacon from the shoulder is my favourite, unsmoked and lightly cured. It goes on the grill alongside the bread – four slices per sandwich – or under your oven grill at home. The degree of crispiness of the bacon is up to you. The butter. Butter is important – it lubricates the sandwich and makes it easier to eat – so butter both slices of bread liberally and lay out the bacon between them. This is the hardest part, glide the knife over the butter, don't dig. I repeat do not dig the butter. Just gently glide it over the warm bread as you would your lovers thigh...be sensual. It is done, go now, and perfect the arts. Come to me when you need advice, but as is with karate masters of old, I can only provide so much in my teachings. You must find your own way. P.S Serve the sandwich with HP ketchup on the side.
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You sir are a artist and a gentleman. I will take this gift of sandwich knowledge and perfect it as you have so expertly instructed. There are not enough words in the written language for me to express my thanks for this gift. My only hope is that one day I may pass this knowledge onto my very own offspring so they may experience the joy of such a divine marriage of bread, bacon and butter. You sir have my humblest thanks.