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Edited by vortex589:
1/20/2015 12:57:37 AM
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Playing with girl gamers is easy. Here's a few simple rules to help you along.
1. Make sure you ask how big her breast are. It's always good to show interest in others.
2. Make sure you repeatedly mention your prowess in bed and/or the size of your penis. This will impress her greatly.
3. Ask for nude pictures. This will show that you are looking to take the relationship to the next level.
4.Send her pictures of your junk. Girls love these sorts of messages. It shows that you're thinking about her.
5. If she protests at any of these things she's just playing hard to get and you should double your efforts.
Just use these simple rules and you'll soon be rolling in that sweet gamer girl poontang.
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Also remember to compliment her... Some gems are: "actually, you sound a lot like a lesbian" "you probably are quite fat tbh" "No, no.. I'm not saying your dumb! Your just unlucky at thinking" Treat any girl you meet online like one of your buds, if they can take a joke and a laugh, and a bit of banter, then they are an online buddy worth keeping, and treating no different.
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This!
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L.o.l.
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i feel like you could have somehow worked tea bagging into this. idk how, you're the funny and creative one. make it happen
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Its called clambagging.
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lol, that'll do
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Thanks for the info. Now I can get all the ladies!!
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The man speaks the gospel.
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That was hilarious I don't find much subtle humor on here but that was great A+
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50 shades !!!
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This 👏
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true true
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You forgot to stick up for her and defend her honor no matter the infraction when someone even so much as looks at her guardian the wrong way, shows you know a lot about chivalry
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You should write a book with instructions to be a pick up artist.
