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originally posted in: When playing with female players
Edited by vortex589: 1/20/2015 12:57:37 AM
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Playing with girl gamers is easy. Here's a few simple rules to help you along. 1. Make sure you ask how big her breast are. It's always good to show interest in others. 2. Make sure you repeatedly mention your prowess in bed and/or the size of your penis. This will impress her greatly. 3. Ask for nude pictures. This will show that you are looking to take the relationship to the next level. 4.Send her pictures of your junk. Girls love these sorts of messages. It shows that you're thinking about her. 5. If she protests at any of these things she's just playing hard to get and you should double your efforts. Just use these simple rules and you'll soon be rolling in that sweet gamer girl poontang.
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