I was only 9 Years old.
I loved SmoggyPluto so much, i had sent him a friend request and had his guardian as my background.
I pray to Smoggy every night before decrypting engrams, thanking him for the RNG i've been given.
"Smoggy is Love" I say. "Smoggy is Life".
My dad hears me and he calls me a "scrub"
I knew he was just jelous of my devotion for Smoggy
I called him a Cheeser
He slaps me and sends me to go to rahool
Im crying now, and my face hurts...
I sit near rahool and it's really cold
A Warmth joins me and is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's smoggy.
I'm so happy
He whispers in to my ear "This is my Gjallarhorn"
He grabs me with his powerful titan hands and puts me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready.
I open my vault for Smoggy
He penetrates my free slots with Legendaries and Exotics
It feels so illegitimate but i do it for Smoggy
I can feel my vault fill as my eyes begin to water with happiness
I push against his barrier melee as he throws items into my vault
I want to impress Smoggy
He dances a mighty dance as he finished filling my vault with his Luck
My dad walks in
Smoggy looks him straight in the eyes and says "Git gud scrub"
Smoggy leaves my fireteam
Smoggy is love, smoggy is life.
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Dafuq
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Yuck lmao
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Lmao omg the shit got me in tears bro this shit stright comedy
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I have the weirdest erection right now..
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Still the best!
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"Git gud scrub" Nuff said.
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OMG YES
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Hahahhaha amaze.
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This post made my life
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I read it twice. Excellent.
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Hats off to you sir.
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Ahaha wtf awesome
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Niccceeeee
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50 shades of smoggy.
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[quote]50 shades of smoggy.[/quote]
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[quote]50 shades of smoggy.[/quote]
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Hilarious
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Winner.
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Edited by HoneyBadger: 2/17/2015 12:48:19 AM
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Dying
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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What the fuuck
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Lmaoooo! Nice one. (Alteration of "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" for anyone who didn't know).
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