Keen on raising a family of our own, my wife and I (for about a year's length) had aimed tirelessly for a pregnancy. Unfortunately for us, any and all attempts were unsuccessful. Upon consulting a doctor one afternoon, it was revealed that I was indeed infertile. Saddened by the thought of never bearing the fruit of my own loins, I sat and cried in the waiting room for a few hours. I had just about given up, when suddenly, as if from nowhere at all, a man appeared sitting next to me. Setting his hand gently upon my shoulder, he spoke but a few words: "I got you bro"....and then proceeded to punch me in the nuts.
Needless to say, my wife is now 8 months pregnant with our first child...a boy. As for his name, well, I'm sort of keen on the name Smoggy.
#Truestory#Smoggypunchedmeinthedickandnowmylifeischangedforever
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