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The legend of SmoggyPluto

(Original credit, goes to WedgedLamb, who posted this golden reply on http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0 ) [quote]I've played with [b]SmoggyPluto[/b] before, I'll tell you, that bro deserves it. He's always got his teammates back. He'll jump in there when your taking fire. Literally took multiple bullets for me. One time I lost my dog and he found it for me. He lent me money when I was behind on bills. Taught me how to change a tire. Honestly I can't think of anyone who deserves the gjallahorn more.[/quote] It made me laugh, as did the response to it. So I figured I'd post it so we could all share our stories of this legendary guardian. Smoggy, we salute you. [b]Edit:[/b] Loving the response so far, keep them coming guardians. I wonder if/when Smoggy will see this? What would he say? [b]Edit2:[/b] We are now trending. [b]Edit3:[/b] These responses required archiving. Buckbeard - http://i.imgur.com/H8hMx8t.jpg Zeezke99 - http://s29.postimg.org/qzclx969j/Smoggy_Pluto.jpg [b]Edit4:[/b] 8778086

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  • I heard that Smoggy Pluto taught the traveller everything it knows.

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  • Edited by mrmanjob372: 2/15/2015 11:32:33 PM
    Smoggy can solo Crota without the sword 8778086

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  • 8778086 - his bungie id. We should all end our posts and replies with 8778086 as a sign of respect.

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  • Let me tell you about smoggypluto The year is 1941 we're on a routine recon mission for our tank battalion, and in the distance we hear the faint tones of the German death march music, shortly after the legion of German SS tanks and APCs came into view. In the cold of the night I said to smoggy, " we have to report to the squad they need to know what's on the way ". Before he could reply an explosion ripped the ground near our post apart. My ears ringing and vision blurred, I struggled to my feet and didn't see my comrade anywhere, fearing the worst I fell back to a makeshift gunner's nest and started firing at any gray uniforms I saw in the snow covered foliage. The firefight lasted what seemed like hours and the snow was spattered with kraut blood and gore, the barrel of the commandeered mg42 was melted completely. I had three clips left for my grease gun and a loaded 1911 left. I heard the advancing tanks, it was time for round two. The tanks tore the treeline down and soldiers were pouring in on my position. That's when he showed up.... Smoggypluto with his maxed out gjallahorn and he destroyed that legion of death with out any effort at all. He picked me up out of that foxhole and said " that was a good match man, let's get you back to base." That's my experience with the legendary smoggypluto

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  • I heard smoggypluto killed Osama but let team 6 take credit because he felt sorry for them. Also he could've stopped 9/11 but he was busy feeding the homeless and the elderly. I've heard he talked hitler into killing himself ending WWII. And finally he has the ability to bring world peace but Obama won't let him. He's a patriot and a gentleman so he listens to his president like a true American. Thanks Obama.

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  • I dont get this thread. Who is he? Never heard of him....

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    • Smoggy is a legend

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    • SmoggyPluto is the chuck norris of destiny Need smoggy jokes Bigfoot once told reporters while walking thru the woods he once saw SmoggyPluto . SmoggyPluto doesn't dial the wrong number you just answered the wrong phone Smoggy has a bearskin rug in front of the fireplace it isnt dead just too scared to move! When the bogeyman goes to bed he checks under his bed for SmoggyPluto

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    • SmoggyPluto is the second coming of Jesus Christ.

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      • Why is he such a big deal?

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        • One night me and Smoggypluto were drinking in the middle of an open field until they built a bar around us. Once they finished Smoggypluto ordered us both a shot, we took the shot and then Smoggypluto burned that bar to the ground. He looked at me and said "Always leave things the way you found them." One day at sea world Smoggypluto got splashed with water by Shamu. He immediately jumped into the water and hurled Shamu into the seats. He then proceeded to splash Shamu with water yelling "How do you like it!!!!" [spoiler]Five gold stars if you know what I am referencing[/spoiler]

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        • Edited by Aerobic: 2/15/2015 8:39:00 AM
          I played the hard raid with smoggypluto. As a hunter he wielded the sword and made crota bend to one knee through mere presence. He was killed by boomers right before crota was about to die and than he used radiance as a hunter to finish the job. Everyone received gallys and vex mythoclasts except for him. God bless you smoggypluto

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        • My group believe that the next raid should be on Pluto. In honor of the great one. It can also never be beaten or visited, you can only see it on your map.

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        • Smoggy Pluto was Chuck Norris before the collapse. Video proof coming soon

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        • I messaged him and he thinks all of this is great. SmoggyPluto can equip 3 exotic weapons and 4 exotic armors at once. SmoggyPluto has a K/D ratio of 0.00 because he never dies. SmoggyPluto uses No Land Beyond in The Crucible. SmoggyPluto had exotic weapons during the tutorial mission when he started his character. SmoggyPluto has the third Titan subclass for his Hunter.

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          • Lets get smoggy as popular as Leroy Jenkins haha

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          • Edited by MacheteSquad: 2/15/2015 7:07:31 AM
            I really hope this becomes a legit longtime thing and eventually someone in real life makes a smoggypluto remark to smoggypluto I mean come on how great would that be

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            • - He knows where the last secret chest is in the Vault of Glass. -Found Verdict was named after he used it to settle an argument. -He was friends with Kabr the Legionless. -He put the "super" in Super Good Advice. -He always has [i]The Last Word[/i]. -The Fallen are tired of seeing him everywhere. - He was doing tricks before the Tumbler sparrow was out. -He established the Vanguard. -He's can read the description of the Vex Mythoclast and make it sound like a sentence.

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            • It was a during a nightfall, just me and another guardian trying to take on this task alone. We fight through hordes and make to the end to face off against the boss! We fight hard but he's too much for us, with his creeps he over wells is and we both fall....disappointment sets in as we see the count down timer commence 3..2..1.....nothing. The screen stayed on 1 as if something wouldnt allow us to fail in our task. Suddenly the counter started to move...but this time it was in reverse 1...2....3 BOOM a great flash off light brought me and my fellow guardian back from the dead someone, we had no clue what was happening when out of the sky like thorn flying towards the earth with his hammer he slams in the the ground...a cloud of dust dispersed revealing his diamond exotic gear and his hell mouth cannon ( the only one of its kind ) " it's him " said my fellow guardian " it's smoggy " he saluted both of us and in one magnificent move he vanquished the boss creature sending him to oblivion with his hell cannon....then as fast as he had appeared he vanished. The game needed and it went to the tittle screen. It was just me and my guardians name...no smoggy. We got our rewards and went on our ways. Never forgetting we witnessed the future of guardians...we witnessed...THE ONE!

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            • I hope smoggy is featured in a weekly update. Hell, he could probably write the weekly update. I heard he was the one that found the heavy ammo bug anyway.

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            • Smoggy renovated my bathroom once, he then found my old Atari 2000 and convinced GameStop to but all my old games for the price they were actually worth. He truly is legendary

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