(Original credit, goes to WedgedLamb, who posted this golden reply on http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0 )
[quote]I've played with [b]SmoggyPluto[/b] before, I'll tell you, that bro deserves it. He's always got his teammates back. He'll jump in there when your taking fire. Literally took multiple bullets for me. One time I lost my dog and he found it for me. He lent me money when I was behind on bills. Taught me how to change a tire.
Honestly I can't think of anyone who deserves the gjallahorn more.[/quote]
It made me laugh, as did the response to it.
So I figured I'd post it so we could all share our stories of this legendary guardian.
Smoggy, we salute you.
[b]Edit:[/b] Loving the response so far, keep them coming guardians.
I wonder if/when Smoggy will see this? What would he say?
[b]Edit2:[/b] We are now trending.
[b]Edit3:[/b] These responses required archiving.
Buckbeard - http://i.imgur.com/H8hMx8t.jpg
Zeezke99 - http://s29.postimg.org/qzclx969j/Smoggy_Pluto.jpg
[b]Edit4:[/b] 8778086
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Im using my tax refund to get a tattoo of smoggypluto on both of my arms
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2 RepliesEdited by G_Bullet_007: 2/16/2015 9:18:52 PMSmoggyPluto is the Chuck Norris of destiny. I heard he hasn't even fired a bullet since launch, he only melee's...
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SmoggyPluto was Kabr's mentor.
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1 ReplySmoggyPluto plays on Xbox....SmoggyPluto also has hawkmoon and Monte Carlo
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It was Christmas Day 2012. I was in hospital and needed an emergency circumcision. Smoggy was the on call doctor and was disturbed during his succulant turkey dinner. He rushed to the hospital still wearing his paper hat and went to work on the old fella. I still thank him today for my pain free urination.
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1 ReplyI want to check more the of the responses to the exotic Smuggypluto. Someone leave me a reply, for an easy access. All hail SmuggyPluto!
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The New World Order of Smoggy Pluto is coming. Witness the legend of SmoggyPluto pt.2 titled: "Keeper of the flame" - A keeper of the flame is a hunter that knows when to best use the golden gun for it's full potential. Only a few chosen guardians have the honor of such efficiency. - Take a sneek peek into the world of SmoggyPluto esque gameplay. See why he humbly deserves his Gjallarhorn, no matter the rank!!!
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Smoggypluto, I shall salute you.
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2 RepliesI almost killed SmoggyPluto in the crucible, but I took an arrow to the knee.
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Edited by DSAJDEZ09: 2/16/2015 6:28:15 PMThe legend of SmoggyPluto music video. Re'enacted by JDEZ09 in all of that smoggy glory. -guardians fear Smoggy so much that they panic super even when smoggy has low health! -Smoggy is a hunter that reloads his HMG faster than if he used chain of woe. -Smoggy TBags for justice Smoggy can knife a warlock during a realm switch (blink) Watch as SmoggyPluto takes you on a journey through hell and back.
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One time I was doing atheon hard with the great SmoggyPluto, bless his soul, and the unthinkable happened. We got teleported to Venus, smoggy stared at the relic intensely. It turned into a -blam!-ing dragon and smoggy jumped on. He swallowed the Minotaur whole, and blasted the oracles. Smoggy jumped off his winged beast of badassery and through the portal we went. We were all running to the middle platform when we saw "SmoggyPluto points", we dropped are guns and stopped in place, for the fear of disobeying Smoggy was greater than any fear known to man. Atheon begin to shoot at Smoggy but it was no match for the Godking. Smoggy flicked away each blast as if he was mocking Atheon, then simply whispered the word "stop". Atheon seemed hypnotized and stopped in place. Smoggy proceeded to take out his favorite exotic, the Fate Bringer of Gjallarhorn Ice. He loaded up his signature weapon, cocked it back and blasted atheon to hell. All hail SmoggyPluto, the one, the only.
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This is beautiful
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4 RepliesOne day I was doing Crota on Hard Mode and I have to tell you it was not going well. At all. We kept on trying and failing and eventually our swordbearer was all "fuk this shyt, im out" and turned off his console while we were trying to down Crota. Well we all got pissed and tried to wipe, but it didn't happen. No sir, it did not. FoggyPluto joined our team and I can tell you that the game is in such awe of his kindness and generosity that he spawned in alive. He then pointed at the boomers and the wizard and they turned their attention on Crota. It was amazing watching Crota's knights and wizard turn on him like that. It got so bad that Crota wept with shame and took his own life, jumping over the wall behind the horns. That day, we all got helmets and Fangs of Ir Yut. Bless you FoggyPluto, bless you.
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[quote](Original credit, goes to WedgedLamb, who posted this golden reply on http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0 ) [quote]I've played with [b]SmoggyPluto[/b] before, I'll tell you, that bro deserves it. He's always got his teammates back. He'll jump in there when your taking fire. Literally took multiple bullets for me. One time I lost my dog and he found it for me. He lent me money when I was behind on bills. Taught me how to change a tire. Honestly I can't think of anyone who deserves the gjallahorn more.[/quote] It made me laugh, as did the response to it. So I figured I'd post it so we could all share our stories of this legendary guardian. Smoggy, we salute you. [b]Edit:[/b] Loving the response so far, keep them coming guardians. I wonder if/when Smoggy will see this? What would he say? [b]Edit2:[/b] We are now trending. [b]Edit3:[/b] These responses required archiving. Buckbeard - http://i.imgur.com/H8hMx8t.jpg Zeezke99 - http://s29.postimg.org/qzclx969j/Smoggy_Pluto.jpg [b]Edit4:[/b] 8778086[/quote] Smoggypluto is the man!
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This thread is legendary, much like SmoggyPluto
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Smoggy has a Bungie account and he liked this post
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Long live smoggy
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4 RepliesSmoggyPluto killed my dog and took a shit in my granny's mouth
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Edited by kklathan8613: 2/16/2015 4:38:32 PMThe legend of SmoggyPluto can never die! Lllllleeeeeeerrroooyyyyuuyy jjjjeeeennnnnkkkiiinnnssssss!!!!!
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3 RepliesSmoggy Pluto bitch slapped Randal the vandal clear out of the game!!
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Smoggypluto made sure that after my first vex dropped, Atheon would drop it for me everytime I do the hard raid. I see Atheon shed a tear everytime I step into the throne room though.... oh well! Now I sit upon a mound of exotic shards, thanks Smoggypluto!
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thanks for helping me complete flawless raider last smoggypluto. i could feel you watching over us.
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If you ever play crucible with smoggypluto follow him closely.. Every time he t-bags a fellow guardian he sh!ts out an exotic engram
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1 ReplyNASA has recently confirmed that Pluto is a planet again..thanks smoggy :)
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SmoggyPluto is a swell guardian let me tell ya. I was at a bar this one time right and I noticed this one really cute thrall eyeing me from across the room, but there was one problem more like a huge one...her ogre friend was with her and boy was she an ugly thing. I had no wingman this time how was I gonna pull this off? I thought what a shame you know I guess I'll be going home alone tonight again, maybe I'll go cheese some guardians through the glass at my bosses hideout just to lift my spirits. Then just as I was about to leave old SmoggyPluto grabs me by the shoulder and says "Not tonight you don't, I'll take that grenade for you buddy" and the rest is well...history. Good old SmoggyPluto I tell ya...
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