(Original credit, goes to WedgedLamb, who posted this golden reply on http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0 )
[quote]I've played with [b]SmoggyPluto[/b] before, I'll tell you, that bro deserves it. He's always got his teammates back. He'll jump in there when your taking fire. Literally took multiple bullets for me. One time I lost my dog and he found it for me. He lent me money when I was behind on bills. Taught me how to change a tire.
Honestly I can't think of anyone who deserves the gjallahorn more.[/quote]
It made me laugh, as did the response to it.
So I figured I'd post it so we could all share our stories of this legendary guardian.
Smoggy, we salute you.
[b]Edit:[/b] Loving the response so far, keep them coming guardians.
I wonder if/when Smoggy will see this? What would he say?
[b]Edit2:[/b] We are now trending.
[b]Edit3:[/b] These responses required archiving.
Buckbeard - http://i.imgur.com/H8hMx8t.jpg
Zeezke99 - http://s29.postimg.org/qzclx969j/Smoggy_Pluto.jpg
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Edited by ChillyPaper074: 2/17/2015 1:21:44 AMMy friend told me this so I don't know if it's true, but he said he running the VOG with 5 players and they had just started defending the sync plates. It was hard going and one of their fireteam members left. They were down to 4. They had 2 guardians on the top and middle sync plates and no one on the bottom sync plate. Then a player joined... and he took the bottom sync plate. Carnage reigned at the bottom sync plate but the lone guardian fended them off. Eventually the spire formed and the gate opened. The lone guardian ascended the steps from the bottom sync plate, incredulously holding the Khostov 7G-02 in his hand and wiping the sweat from his brow. It was SmoggyPluto! The original 5th member returned to the fireteam, Smoggy turned to them and said "you'll be right now fellas" .. and left the fireteam. My friend will never forget that day, and he never even got a chance to thank him.
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1 ReplyThe really funny thing about these threads is that SmoggyPluto has a grimoire score of 1500 and one character at level 29.
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2 RepliesThe game has been out for 5 months, and finally one of us guardians has managed to BECOME LEGEND.
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2 RepliesI once let Smoggypluto have a threesome with my wife and daughter. I have NO regrets.
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1 ReplyI don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink smoggypluto.
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Smoggy. His Smoggyness. Or El Smoggerino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
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2 RepliesSmoggyPluto doesn't die, he's just missing in action.......
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We need SmoggyPluto t-shirts. Make it happen. Now!
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SmoggyPluto was going to be Community Manager... But Bungie was to dumb.
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I heard Smoggypluto took the shot to take down bin laden
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Smoggy liked this thread! What a legend.
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5 RepliesWho the -blam!- is SmoggyPluto?
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Smoggypluto let me finger his moms brumsy browneye
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I once played against Smoggy in a game of clash. He searched on his own, but he found no teammates. He didn't need them.
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Crota the son oryx. We never faced anything like him.. But smoggy has.
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Lol jesus
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This is awesome Wild fire!
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#SmoggyPluto
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6 RepliesWho the hell is smoggypluto?
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2 RepliesHas anyone found him? Does he know he's a living legend? Must've rode off into the sunset with his Ghorn. Long live smoggy.
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If you scream "Smoggypluto" at Crota he will kneel to honor him.
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Smoggy knows the hairs on Jesus head
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Smoggy is love, smoggy is life. We need more smoggys in this world.
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5 Repliessmoggypluto liked this thread. Everyone who posts on it will be blessed with gjallarhorn and infinte heavy ammo synth
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4 RepliesXUR LOOT TABLE FOR FRIDAY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMAnCgjeZ4Q
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Im using my tax refund to get a tattoo of smoggypluto on both of my arms