(Original credit, goes to WedgedLamb, who posted this golden reply on http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0 )
[quote]I've played with [b]SmoggyPluto[/b] before, I'll tell you, that bro deserves it. He's always got his teammates back. He'll jump in there when your taking fire. Literally took multiple bullets for me. One time I lost my dog and he found it for me. He lent me money when I was behind on bills. Taught me how to change a tire.
Honestly I can't think of anyone who deserves the gjallahorn more.[/quote]
It made me laugh, as did the response to it.
So I figured I'd post it so we could all share our stories of this legendary guardian.
Smoggy, we salute you.
[b]Edit:[/b] Loving the response so far, keep them coming guardians.
I wonder if/when Smoggy will see this? What would he say?
[b]Edit2:[/b] We are now trending.
[b]Edit3:[/b] These responses required archiving.
Buckbeard - http://i.imgur.com/H8hMx8t.jpg
Zeezke99 - http://s29.postimg.org/qzclx969j/Smoggy_Pluto.jpg
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I didn't see it personally but I heard he stars the coals in the fire with his dick. No expression on his face. Is this true?
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SmoggyPluto devoured the Hunger of Crota. #doessmoggyknowhesfamous
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SmoggyPluto banished the Oversoul with his gaze.
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5 RepliesI know all.
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This is getting ridiculous...
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5 RepliesI actually just messaged Smoggy and he replied.
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All hail SmoggyPluto!
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6 RepliesI bless all who sacrifice their neighbors dog...
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This is turning into a Smoggy is love fan fiction...
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I was alone in a hospital room in Toronto many years ago when the surgeon who had saved my life that day came in and sat on my bed. The surgery had been so extensive that they did not accomplish all that they had hoped to do and they had left a mass in my abdomen. He told me he got all of the first cancer but that I had rectal cancer – thank goodness he was wrong but neither of us knew it then. I was devastated and he then left. I was in trouble emotionally so I picked up the phone in the hope of speaking to my then girlfriend. No go. I tried again with my cell phone and for some reason I was not allowed to call cell to cell with someone in transit between Toronto and Niagara (maybe it had something to do with cellphone plans)- I do not remember but I was told it was not possible. I hung up that phone and that aching need and loneliness threatened to eat me alive so I picked up the phone again and dialed an operator. I got a young man. I told him where I was and what I needed in my calmest possible voice. He simply put me through. Smoggypluto was his name. I never said more than a polite thank you. He heard me and he helped me. He could not possibly have been rewarded for one of the greatest kindnesses of my life. He helped me on my way.
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He is truly [spoiler]A dapper gentleman[/spoiler]
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Smoggy did like this post. Check his activities. True story
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2 RepliesSmoggypluto once carried an abortion to full term.
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Smoggy, ah smog my main man! Yes, smoggy helped me through some [i]stuff[/i]... That guy knows what's up, he's the chuck Norris of destiny.
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Edited by ABlazinRedToe: 2/18/2015 4:46:22 AMI knew smoggypluto before it was cool...
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Change Destiny theme from "become legend" to "become like smoggypluto"
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Has smoggypluto ever replied?! Lol i want to send him an xbone message
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I'm dead hahaha
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3 RepliesWhat class is he?
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1 ReplySmoggyPluto can critical hit minotaurs
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He put a little hat on his penis and called it Danny Boyle before fisting himself .
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SmoggyPluto once jumped into his burning apartment complex just to retrieve his half-eaten sandwich.
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Smoggy Pluto once beat Stephen Hawkins in game of chess.... In a best of seven series... He swept him. Right after he convinced him that Pluto was in fact a planet and that einsteins theory of relativity is a load of crap.
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1 ReplyAfter viewing Our King's recent activities in crucible I can confirm he is the greatest PvP player the world has ever seen. [spoiler]he's actually pretty poor..[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris asks smoggypluto for help
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Edited by Angel_Soren: 2/17/2015 7:37:13 AMSmoggyPluto once carried our team to victory in Control. He had made up 13,337 of the 20,000 points in our team without killing a single member on the opposing team.