(Original credit, goes to WedgedLamb, who posted this golden reply on http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0 )
[quote]I've played with [b]SmoggyPluto[/b] before, I'll tell you, that bro deserves it. He's always got his teammates back. He'll jump in there when your taking fire. Literally took multiple bullets for me. One time I lost my dog and he found it for me. He lent me money when I was behind on bills. Taught me how to change a tire.
Honestly I can't think of anyone who deserves the gjallahorn more.[/quote]
It made me laugh, as did the response to it.
So I figured I'd post it so we could all share our stories of this legendary guardian.
Smoggy, we salute you.
[b]Edit:[/b] Loving the response so far, keep them coming guardians.
I wonder if/when Smoggy will see this? What would he say?
[b]Edit2:[/b] We are now trending.
[b]Edit3:[/b] These responses required archiving.
Buckbeard - http://i.imgur.com/H8hMx8t.jpg
Zeezke99 - http://s29.postimg.org/qzclx969j/Smoggy_Pluto.jpg
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He is not a man... For he has no heart...
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1 ReplyWhen SmoggyPluto jumps into the water, he doesn't get wet. Water gets SmoggyPluto.
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SmoggyPluto is the one who revived all the Ghosts, that revived all the Guardians
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He needs to be the guardian of the week in the weekly update lol
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3 RepliesThis is getting big now but this isn't the first time this has happened why is he getting so much fame and the others didn't?
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And this is how bored these forums have gotten... oh well. That grimoire card was hilarious... if only IF ONLY...
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1 ReplyHe's a casual! That gjallarhorn he got still isn't maxed!
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Edited by RefinedBean: 2/18/2015 9:41:05 PMSmoggyPluto uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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SmoggyPluto has found all 5 golden chests on Jupiter, Saturn, and Mercury
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Bump. #neverforget #godsliveamongus
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He has forsaken us! Just checked his account and saw that the only thing he ever done in the Forums is to give this thread a like. But why isn't he talking to us then? Are we unworthy to hear his voice? Have we done something to upset him? Our Cult is death our God has nothing to say to us, he turned his back on us. This must be the apocalypse coming, brave men gather around the tower and jump into death or die in pain in a burned empty world!
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Edited by The Gr8 A2n: 2/17/2015 6:10:31 AMsmoggy pluto created the vex to go back in time and have his way with my mother repeatedly, i am the son of smoggypluto
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When he stares at a gorgon, they die and get a message that says "smoggypluto's gaze"
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Smoggy pluto is the only guardian that actually earns his weapons from RNGesus
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God bless America
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this whole forum is such a good read, what I cannot stand is that dapper garbage some inbreds have running in the other trending articles. as far as I'm concerned these are the two archetypes of posters lol
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1 ReplyIf you go to his bungie profile his only activity is liking this thread haha
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2 RepliesI heard smoggypluto is the only one that can equip 3 exotics at once
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2 RepliesJust looked up his bungie.net profile, and awwww his gjally is halfway upgraded :' ) they grow up so fast.
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I heard he has the ability to use both relics just before Atheon. Can someone please confirm?
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SmoggyPluto, Son of ChuckNorris
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Woke up today to see he has blessed all my toons with the legendary smoghorn :o
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4 RepliesSmoggyPluto is destiny's Chuck Norris
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Still not understanding this whole thing. Is there more to the story?
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We awoke the hive, smoggypluto put them back to bed
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I didn't see it personally but I heard he stars the coals in the fire with his dick. No expression on his face. Is this true?