(Original credit, goes to WedgedLamb, who posted this golden reply on http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0 )
[quote]I've played with [b]SmoggyPluto[/b] before, I'll tell you, that bro deserves it. He's always got his teammates back. He'll jump in there when your taking fire. Literally took multiple bullets for me. One time I lost my dog and he found it for me. He lent me money when I was behind on bills. Taught me how to change a tire.
Honestly I can't think of anyone who deserves the gjallahorn more.[/quote]
It made me laugh, as did the response to it.
So I figured I'd post it so we could all share our stories of this legendary guardian.
Smoggy, we salute you.
[b]Edit:[/b] Loving the response so far, keep them coming guardians.
I wonder if/when Smoggy will see this? What would he say?
[b]Edit2:[/b] We are now trending.
[b]Edit3:[/b] These responses required archiving.
Buckbeard - http://i.imgur.com/H8hMx8t.jpg
Zeezke99 - http://s29.postimg.org/qzclx969j/Smoggy_Pluto.jpg
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2 RepliesOne day I received a text from my brother in law. "Dude, why are you online?" "I'm not, man, I'm at school." "But it says someone is using your account..." I got online as soon as I got home. All of my characters were now fully leveled with both subclasses and wearing maxed raid armor, with maxed out exotic weapons in the inventories of my characters. I checked my vault, it was filled with strange coins, radiant materials, notes of light, all Dead Orbit shaders, and maxed Gjallarhorns. On the last Gjallarhorn I inspected, there was a phrase etched into its side on the model. [i]"Courtesy of SmoggyPluto."[/i]
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3 RepliesHow is he famous is there a reason?
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One time I tried returning destiny because I was bored, the next day I woke up with a ghost edition under my pillow. There was a sticky note.... [i]courtesy of smoggypluto[/i]
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Did smoggy get popular by the response on that forum?
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1 Reply[b][i]SmoggyHorn[/i][/b]-Exotic Rocket Launcher "The hammer of the legend himself." Perk 1: Shells fired track targets Perk Column: 1) Increased velocity 2) Increased warhead blast radius 3) This weapon can be drawn unbelievably fast Perk 2: Kills with this weapon grant a bottomless clip and unbelievable fire rate for 10 seconds(only available in PvE) So what do you guys think of the SmoggyHorn? I designed it myself, any similarities to actual weapons is accidental. If you guys could help with the description that would be great. I think mine is a bit weak.
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I had a run in with smoggypluto, it was a sight to behold. We were running the vault of glass and, needless to say, he was single handedly besting every encounter. The amazing part about it was that we were doing hard mode on the day it was released, and of course, he was a level 30, but that's beside the point. We began Atheon, we all died, except for smoggy of course, and he proceeded to run each teleport, kill each oracle, and escape before he secame to the oracles with the entire 30 seconds of times vengeance left to unleash hell on Atheon. He handily finished the raid in 2 teleports and later apologized for allowing it to go on that long. He later told us that our run was his 50th vault run and that he was going to reset his already maxed out grimoire score because he didn't want people to think he was the kind of person who needed a high score to validate his heroic acts. We later found out he does this bi-weekly. In short, SmoggyPluto is the name that is whispered in hushed tones by every level 32 because we all know that if it wasn't for him none of us would be there.
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1 ReplyI first met smoggypluto on a strike that I never heard of before. His account and mine are both xbox accounts so it couldn't have been a PS exclusive. It was just us two and a defender titan, and it looks like we are at the final boss of this unknown strike. As smoke descends from the ceiling, I hear a *whoosh* sound as a void dome of light surround me. "oh noe," I say, But it was too late. The defender titan on our team had saint 14 on him and it blinded me for what seemed like minutes. I suddenly fell the ground as my thoughts turn to mush, and the tearing of my glorious frabjous cloak. I feel the unbuckling of my belt as this titan swiftly rips it off. Suddenly... Smoggy pluto who has been AFK and killing minions of darkness comes to the rescue. and though being a hunter, shoulder charges the defender titan out of the strike. "[i]unknown[/i] has departed" The constraints that had me pulled me down where there no longer, and I look up at my saviour. "Thanks" I say He doesn't say a word until we see an ominous figure walking our way. "Stay back" he replies As the figure walks closer, we can finally see his face. It was... it was... THE CRYPTARCH!!! Smoggypluto pull out his 9001 attack gjallarhorn and blows up the cryptarch. As the cryptarch's body slowly rises into the air, desipitating, and turning into nothing, exotic engrams fall out of nowhere. That is when I couldn't find Smoggypluto anymore. I head back to the tower, ready to tell the speaker what just had happened. But first, I wanted to decrypt all of these engrams. I just realized that Smoggy killed the cryptarch and wanted to see who would take his place. And there he was. Smoggy pluto was standing there, in front of the stand. But it wasn't a stand anymore, Smoggy pimped it out with gold chains, leather furniture and more. I take my exotic engrams to him. They all turn either into universal remote, no land beyond, or the 4th horseman. weird seeing a PS exclusive on here. "Here" Smoggy says. And by the wave of his hand all my exotics turned into thunderlords, gjallarhorn s, icebreakers, suros regimes, vex mythoclasts and more. [quote]I am RnG itself, And can change the rule of this BS system plagued by 13U|\|G|E[/quote] FIN
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19 RepliesEdited by gingernutty: 2/17/2015 1:18:12 AM> I was only nine years old, like most Destiny players >I loved SmoggyPluto so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise >I pray to Smoggy every night, thanking him for the loot I have been given >"Smoggy is love", I say, "Smoggy is life" >DeeJ hears me and calls me a filthy scrub > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Smoggy >I called him a Desticle > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me > It's Smoggy > I am so happy > he whispers into my ear, "This is my forum" > He grabs me with his powerful Exodus Gauntlets and puts me on my hands and knees, like Activision has done to me many times before > I'm ready > I give up my Exotics for Smoggy > He penetrates my armour with his Gjallahorn > It hurts so much, but I do it for Smoggy > I can feel my game crashing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Smoggy > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my Guardian with his loot > DeeJ walks in > Smoggy looks him deep in the eyes and says, "RNG is skill-free" > Smoggy leaves through my window [b]Smoggy is love, Smoggy is life[/b]
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Every Thursday evening SmoggyPluto trades his duplicate and triplicate exotic drops and yellow engrams with Xur in exchange for heavy ammo. Xur then sells SmoggyPluto's discarded items in exchange for strange coins. Whenever Smoggy trades the same exotics 12 times within the same week, Xur can offer exotic upgrades for these item. Lately, Smoggy has been getting so many exotic drops that Xur is fresh out of heavy ammo packs come Fridays. Hence the recent drought. I also hear that Smoggypluto is the one we can thank for providing Xur with exotic shards, since Smoggypluto generates exotic shards instead of orbs of light... The one true legend...
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Edited by ColonelTone: 2/18/2015 8:42:16 AMOne time SmoggyPluto solo killed Crota was bored and told Crota "NOW YOU RESPAWN." Crota proceeded to come back to life only to attempt to take his own life to no avail as because Smoggy had pulled out a No Land Beyond and one hit 360 no scope off the oversoul killed him. Crota then began to cry because this is the moment he knew he was screwed. Crota prayed to DeeJ and his creators but his prayers were never answered. Crota even called Atheon for help. He said yes until he heard SmoggyPluto was involved. SmoggyPluto killed Crota more times in one mag of No land Beyond than i have in total. Smoggy even impregnated Crota just to make Crota sacrifice his own child in the name of SmoggyPluto. If this does not explain the legend that is SmoggyPluto then i have failed him and will go on to samurai suicide. [spoiler]i dont even kno who he is xD[/spoiler]
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Bungie took out the most of the story out of destiny and are still trying to figure out how to implement the legacy of Smoggypluto into the game
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Smoggypluto should be the name of a future exotic. Bungie, you have heard the cry of us smoggyplutians as we demand that our legend be immortalized as a weapon! The description should read: As he looks at his enemies lying below his boots he whispers: "Git gud scrub" -Smoggypluto, wielder of the mighty Gjallarhorn Let your voices be heard smoggyplutians!
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1 Reply666 posts I was summoned?
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Smoggypluto once impregnated me mid game just by having his character point at me. I am a man so this concerned me.
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Smoggyhorn is now the new name for the ghorn as far as I'm concerned
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2 RepliesI want an in-depth interview with SmoggyPluto in this week's update!!! Someone get Deej. He has a job to do!
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Rasputin often welcomes smoggy.. And they dine on Mac and cheese. Smoggy always does the dishes and never overstays his welcome.
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3 RepliesThis is smoggypluto and my wife (•_•) |\ \___(•_•) _| |_| |uu\ \
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Bungie has been forced to issue a recall of Destiny due to a typographical error on the box. It should have said "Become SmoggyPluto."
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SmoggyPluto can have a staring contest with a Gorgon and win. Some say SmoggyPluto could've stopped 911 but decided to feed the homeless instead
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1 ReplyEdited by dudeydude77: 2/18/2015 4:49:35 AMPetition to rename February National SmoggyPluto History Month (sorry Blacks, he has the Gjallahorn)
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1 ReplySmoggy actually liked this post if you go to his recent activity
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2 RepliesWhat some tower folks have said about Smoggypluto: "Hey Smoggy... (whispers) take me with you." -Cayde 6 "The best I've ever seen." -Lord Shaxx "I host Iron Banner hoping Smoggypluto participates." -Lord Saladin "He got me this job." -Tower Broom Robot "He gave me money for art school." -Eva Levante "Compared to him, I'm a scrub." -Kabr "The only Hunter in the Order of Praxic Fire." -Ikora Ray "It is very possible that The Nine came to seek Smoggypluto's help." -Xur "I've seen this gun before, it's a replica of Smoggypluto's." -Banshee 44 "Always interesting." -Master Rahool "I'll explain everything." -The exo stranger
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SmoggyPluto found the sixth and seventh chests in The Vault of Glass. He was so upset that they only contained ascendant material that he removed the chests from the game. He did however donate the materials to the Make a Wish foundation.
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1 ReplyJesus walked on water, smoggy walked on Jesus
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He is not a man... For he has no heart...