I WAS TOP OF THE GAME AND THE WORST PLAYER GETS GHALLAHORN?? CBF WITH THIS NONSENSE ANYMORE THIS IS A -blam!-ING JOKE
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#Destiny
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2 RepliesI'd be more worried about your caps lock key being broken. I
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More like I can't believe this turned Smoggypluto into a legend
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3 RepliesHow is that guy light level 19?
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1 ReplyYou look like you only just started playing and quitting already
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I just got my Gally from crucible about 10mins ago :)
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1 ReplyEdited by JakefrmStateFarm: 7/21/2015 3:34:54 PMSomeone turn this into smoggy pluto You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn’t dead! Shia surprise! There’s a gun to your head and death in his eyes. But you can do jiu jitsu… body slam Shia LaBeouf. Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf. Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf. You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf. But blood is draining fast from your stump leg. He’s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left. You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck. You’re chopping off his head now…. You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf. His head topples to the floor, expressionless. You fall to your knees and catch your breath. You are finally safe from Shia LaBeouf.
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That's what you get for not playing the objective in control dickhead :)
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It all begins...
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SMOGGGYYYY! The dude gave me a kidney once. He reached into his torso and ripped it out and gave it to me as though it was $20 he pulled out of his pocket. He deserves it.
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Hail Smoggy
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Praise him
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I had someone with 33 kills in a dragon strike get one, RNG sucks dragon balls
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Smoggypluto, bla bla bla [spoiler]just kidding, it never gets old![/spoiler]
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Ghallajorn whisperer
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Smoggypluto does decent now maybe he was just starting then
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Too all fellow scrubs going to bed as if it's Christmas Eve, Praying to the drop God and hoping all our nerd prayers are answered and our gjallahorns to be dropped to us tomorrow as we fight into the weekly reset thinking... Could this be my lucky vog run? Contemplating life with gallys and broken dreams of another week of being the bitch taking down crota with truth or being a black sheep in the forums who is not allowed to join fire teams to take down skolas because you have no gally... . I for one can not wait. Another week another chance.. Will this be your moment ?
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1 ReplyThis guy is the king of scrubs?!?!
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2 RepliesInb4 people realize that isn't you at all, just a repost of the legend that is SmoggyPluto
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2 RepliesThis guy hasn't completed the story!!!!!
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SMOGGY NEVER DIES. SMOGGY IS FOREVER
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1 ReplyEdited by owentheunicorn: 7/21/2015 12:19:43 AM
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2 RepliesYeh but look at that shotgun you got