A Titan hunter and warlock are in a desert on Mars after a long battle. Each are struggling to stay alive. The warlocks left arm and right leg were cut off the hunter only had his body head and right arm left and the Titan was missing his legs.
Hunter: dude we're gonna die
Warlock: I know, it sucks
Hunter: wish my phone was charged, we could spend our last minutes entertained
Warlock: think a cabal stole my phone
Titan: my phones dead too
Titan: *jabs phone into right arm
*titans phone charges
Warlock and hunter look at each other
Shoulder charge.
English
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And the winner is you
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Thank you, Kind sir.