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1/9/2015 5:58:35 PM
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14? Nobody who is older wants you and if they do, they are a pedophile (protip: avoid pedophiles) and people who are 14 aren't worth fûcking.
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Okay, thanks mate! I will level up a bit more!
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Yeah, wait until you are about level 16-18 and use the seduction skill that you will have unlocked by then on people around the same level, if it works you'll have to do a few boring fetch and escort quests called "dates" and "buying gifts" but it will all be worth it when you bang them.
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You must really be a Pro at Life man! What level are you? Also are the Quests you unlock at that level hard? Like the once you said Dates and stuff.
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I'm level 120, the quests are mainly like "piss yourself" and "try and fail to stand up for the first time in weeks"
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Seems pretty easy...
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Hard to watch as your own granddaughter has to do the quest "clean up granddaddy's piss and shît"
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Damn, feel thy pain.
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I feel like I just took that too far. [spoiler]and it felt good[/spoiler]
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Achivement Unlocked: Totall Creep.
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Why? I just meant that it feels good to shit thyself.
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Secret Achivement Unlocked: Oh... Okay, i see... Despcription: Earned after making a player under lvl 15 think you're a pedophile.
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What part of that was pedo...ey
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And it felt good...
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I meant that taking the joke too far felt good.
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You must really be a Pro at Life man! What level are you? Also are the Quests you unlock at that level hard? Like the once you said Dates and stuff.
