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Edited by Recon Number 54: 3/11/2015 2:29:16 AM
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Who here has never had a girlfriend?

I haven't and if you entered this thread, you probably haven't either. I figure if we all combine all of our intellectual power, we might find a solution to the problem. I fear that I am running out of time. It won't be long before I enter permanent forever alone status. I can already feel my window of opportunity closing. And then you'll be next. We need to hurry guys. We need to get a girlfriend before it's too late. It's time to brainstorm.

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  • Edited by half an idea: 1/8/2015 5:37:49 AM
    I only ever had three gf the first was a raging nymphomaniac the second was a raging nymphomaniac the third was a really pretty raging nymphomaniac that I also married. And as my dad said when I was 12 "you'd better stick that in as many pretty girls as possible till you know how to use it." And "when your out look for the prettiest girl and come on to her, most men are to nervous or scared to even chat to her so she is probably game." And "don't date or buy her a drink its a waste of money, if your the nicest guy there she's getting a bargain."

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