Meets cute girl
She says hi
You stutter back
She keeps smiling
You don't know what to say because you have no self esteem
She says bye and leaves
You go home
Furiously masterbate
Crying optional
Rant online about how women only like jerks
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W8 u cry after u mstrb8?? Usually I let loose while pullin it
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Love this
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Sounds like Elliot Rodgers
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[quote]Furiously masterbate[/quote] That part set off a chain of laughter.
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[quote]Meets cute girl She says hi You stutter back She keeps smiling You don't know what to say because you have no self esteem She says bye and leaves You go home Furiously masterbate Crying optional Rant online about how women only like jerks[/quote] Mai lyfe
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This was surprisingly accurate
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Edited by Mix It Up MK: 3/12/2015 4:18:40 AM[quote]Meets cute girl She says hi You stutter back She keeps smiling You don't know what to say because you have no self esteem She says bye and leaves You go home Furiously masterbate Crying optional Rant online about how women only like jerks [/quote]??? Profit
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I never got that card in Cards Against Humanity
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Edited by Mix It Up MK: 1/8/2015 6:17:12 AM
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Edited by JROS7 II: 1/8/2015 6:07:25 AM[b] [/b]
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True story