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Join the army not the marines.
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I strongly doubt Jesus would do that
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Burn others for an eternity for not believing in him.
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I think Jesus would refer the guy to seek advice from Moses. At least Moses had military experience.
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I'm pretty doubtful that Jesus would do that
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Turn some water into wine, tell people to pay their taxes, and feed/heal the poor?
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See, none of that is joining the Marines