Lets do the math: Gaming+engineering+college+job+ginger='No Time Left for You' by Guess Who.
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Gaming+engineer+working=I have had a gf since before I finish high school. Don't make excuses you pleb.
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Congratz! You want a cookie? What your major? (Prolly civil or mechanical)
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Electrical and electronics. I can buy my own cookies with my mountain of cash.