This thread is inspired by another: view original post
DeeJ said the following in the thread linked above: [quote]If I made you a Ninja with the sole task of moving stuff around, would you promise to serve the community and never troll someone again?[/quote]
DeeJ I regret to inform you that the poster of that topic is not me, but one of my admirers. I am sorry for the confusion I may have indirectly caused. (even though I am quite amused.) But I will answer your question anyway even if it was offered in jest. If you offered to make me a moderator, I would probably turn it down because it would be a very polarizing decision, and I fear the kind of person I would become if given such a status. But if you insisted and offered to give us the game we were advertised and shown that the devs listen to feedback instead of viewing us as open-wallets, then I might have reconsidered.
To address your comment about my "trolling", I am sure you've heard of the philosophy that you should never order somebody to do something you would never do yourself. I believe that if you had promoted me, you (bungie as a company) should hold yourself to this philosophy and stop trolling users with your duplicity. When I "troll" people, the worst that happens is that I cause them to waste a few minutes of their time. When you (bungie ) troll people with your lies, you cause them to waste money on a poor investment. In a time where the economy is failing and people are suffering, that sort of mendacity is worse than anything I posted.
I don't even think of myself as a troll, but as a prankster who uses satire to prove a point. Before Destiny was released, I wanted to entertain people by posting the most elaborately stupid ideas possible. Sure there was anger, but people were genuinely amused by them. When Destiny was released, everybody was disappointed including me. I bought into Bungie's word that the game would get better and more new content would be released, but sadly you guys still continued to disappoint.
You guys made a series of baffling decisions and I called you out on them in a manner that was both satirical and tragic. The reason people got angry is because the truth is as controversial as euthanasia, only with less death and more screaming. Now, you probably will see a decrease in my satirical threads not because I feel guilt in posting them, but because your company keeps making the same mistakes. I'm running out of material to work with. And quite frankly, I took the route your devs took when they released the game: I stopped caring. I'm eager to see if you respond to this thread, but I know it would look bad for your PR if you did, so you probably won't.
By the way, I hope you enjoyed your holidays. You of all people needed a break from the blithering buffoonery that is bungie.net. ^_____________^
Edit: apparently some people think I have hostility towards DeeJ. This is not the case. I've always understood that he is just the messenger. My gripe is with those in charge of DeeJ.
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Bump. Just cause.
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https://youtu.be/xvSP78dv94c
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If I was made a ninja I would run around on the street and punch people in the face. When they would ask me why I did that I would say it's my job
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1 ReplyAutolock prevention
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Lol I remember this
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8 RepliesUh follower? I've never heard of you before
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All glory to LongFace! You and DeeJ should get to trade jobs once a year, like an old timey episode of some forgotten 70s sitcom. Then you could do an episode where your boss is coming over for dinner on very short notice, and naturally, mayhem ensues. At the end of every episode DeeJ would look at the camera and say "Jib-Jab Babbity Flap!" And the audience would laugh and laugh... Good times.
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Do you mind linking some of your posts? Lol i wanna have a laugh
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2 RepliesI'm genuinely curious why you continually post here when you don't even play the game any more? Wouldn't it be better to just move on?
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Oh this is solid gold right here
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4 RepliesWhy do people call you Longface ?
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13 RepliesYour "admirer" :D lol I just think it's funny that you have a admirer
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1 Replywho the hell is this guy?
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5 RepliesYou are a rose in a field of daisies. Thank you Longface. Well spoken....I mean written
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2 RepliesYou have been missed longface
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Deej troll much ()"---"()
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He stopped reading after "turn it down"
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Classy post m8
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Honestly, I never paid much attention to you before, but really if you are garnering that much attention, you should really strike it home. You seem to be using the attention to drive the points that this company and game seem to suffer from. I really hope that someday, we as a community will know the truth about this game and company we once loved.
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6 RepliesIn a perfect world, this game would of just blown the industry out of the water like halo did.
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1 ReplyIf chocolate was pasta it would be potatoes. Plus....I mean..... Everyone jelly beans strawberries with horseradish and crawfish celebrates crab cakes, so I think we all can mushroom cheese. Know what I mean?
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Longface for president
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2 RepliesUltimately I don't really think it's DeeJ fault. Sure, he could be less mysterious and give less hollow insight, but he's doing his job. When he "trolls" us, I don't think he's doing it on purpose. He just says it how it is and sometimes we don't like it/don't understand it. If anyone is to blame it's the developers. For example, when Bungie was planning on changing the teleportation to random in the VoG we didn't take to kindly of it. If we can take DeeJ's word for it, he brought our concern up during a meeting. He basically said in a weekly update that the Developers said "It's not supposed to be easy." When DeeJ told us this, we basically went into "Wow DeeJ is a worthless pile of shit" mode, when in reality he was doing his job. He was telling us the response to our feedback, and we didn't like it.
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40 RepliesEdited by Animalosity: 1/3/2015 11:33:38 PMOk, we get it. Somehow you've made a name for yourself by living these very forums and proving that you have no life. Nobody knows who I am or the next guy who posts or responds to me, because nobody else cares. You've made it your mission to be recognized. Bravo. I know that has taken mass amounts of dedication. Imagine what you could accomplish if you applied that same dedication to something more real though. Like a family perhaps, a relationship. A job. I am responding to you as you want and hope people to do. I am satisfying your ego for a moment. If you don't like the game, then its time to move on yes? I've posted a few "hate" threads myself realizing it doesn't change anything. You will not change the minds of a particular community. The impact you have made is very small. You may amuse your followers and may have a decent number so that puts you in some kind of authoritative position, or perhaps you think you're better than me or the next peon who posts something that has zero impact in what is written. Who knows, maybe you are? Perhaps its jealousy? Maybe you have more influence than I understand, but what I do know is that after this response to you is over, there will not be another by me at least. Good luck in your endeavors on Bungie or whatever it is you actually do. I too wish you the best and I hope you continue your cult practices as they seem to do something for you. I on the other hand choose to be an individual and play the game as a free nation citizen should. If I don't play anymore, I promise it isn't because of your incessant ramblings or the influence you think you have here. Good day.
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Longface too loooooong. Care to summarize?
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3 RepliesHELP!!!!