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6 RepliesWhat. The. Hell. I'm so lost. I feel like I jumped on a train going 100MPH and hoping to land.
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3 RepliesBut enough joking around now Peyton. I have something that I've been wanting to tell you for a while. Every night I fantasize about the same thing while masturbating before I go to sleep. I dream of you stripping me naked, tying me down to a table, and forcing me to service your dick. I want you Peyton. I want you to dominate me. I want you to hold me down and fuck my throat like a virile stallion unleashed into a barn full of mares in heat. I want you to ram me in the pooper and explode my virgin prostate. I want to be pumped full of your man love until I'm leaking from every hole in my body. So what do you say, buddy? Want to make this dream a reality?
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What have you done...
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2 RepliesReal funny -blam!- ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll -blam!-ing murder you. Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so -blam!-. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you mother-blam!-ers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.
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Da fûck is going on
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5 RepliesAre you not gonna explain it was a joke? I don't know if I should be laughing this hard
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I'm not joking about this Peyton. I really want this.
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I dont care if you're busy we'r egoing and thats final! Get in the van! I have a gun!
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1 ReplyEdited by StudyOfWumbo: 12/30/2014 7:34:56 PMI just watched tosh.0 you wanted a suggestion, here you go. So uh...i learned something pretty interesting the other day, wanted to let you know, it's super awkward...there was this bar I found, I walk in, go up to a woman and ask if she wants to "snap into a slim Jim" and everyone turns around and three guys raise their hands and say "my names Jim, which one are you talking about". Turns out it was a gay club....so snap into a slim Jim has a totally different meaning in gay bars. That is all. [spoiler]from one clip of things that would be awkward to run into a room while saying[/spoiler]
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What I'm trying to say is... I've always had feelings for you... do you want to like.. see a movie? Maybe Unbroken? Main actor is kinda cute
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1 ReplyWhat is going on in this thread
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