WTF THIS IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS EVER!
I ASKED MY -blam!-ING PARENTS FOR AN APPLE!
AN APPLE!
AND WHT DO THEY GIVE ME? A SHITTY HP LAPTOP! FREAKING IDIOTS! I'M -blam!-ING STARVING RIGHT NOW AND THEY GET ME SOME -blam!-ING COMPUTER??? HOW THE -blam!- AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS??? THIS IS THE WORST -blam!-ING CHRISTMAS EVER! -blam!- CHRISTMAS AND -blam!- MY PARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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8 Repliesim not sure how i found this post but thank mr skeltal
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1 ReplyNot as bad as my friend. He wanted the origin zombie map for black ops 2. On Christmas Day he gets his gift... Oranges -blam!-ing oranges. He can't even eat -blam!-ing oranges because he's allergic to citric acid.
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I got 20 apples byotch
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10 RepliesHello and welcome to hellcatgab's how use common sense guide for.. those who lack common sense. 1. Sell HP laptop. 2. Buy apples. 3. Plants apple seeds. 4. Eat some apples. 5. Become Johnny Apple Seed. 6. Maximize profits.
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+10 tears collected, good day to thee
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20 RepliesYou could eat it byte by byte
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Those bastards! *purchases Starbucks* Feed me parents, I'm broke thanks to you!
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1 ReplyCome here I have some milk for you
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Was the apple you wanted a Fuji?
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Just realized that computer was HP, not apple.
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Edited by Random Marine: 12/26/2014 10:00:03 PMAt least your service provider wasn't hacked by pre-teen girls.
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2 RepliesAww come here, auntie Tara will feed you.
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I got a MacBook Air.. -VC
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3 Replieshttp://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://c.fastcompany.net/multisite_files/cocreate/imagecache/slideshow_large/slideshow/2013/06/1683025-slide-slide-4-memes-with-meaning-cats.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fastcocreate.com/1683025/memes-with-meaning-why-we-create-and-share-cat-videos-and-why-it-matters-to-people-and-brand&h=500&w=410&tbnid=57a4doQlsd5rOM:&zoom=1&docid=M8VpZg9UcRUl4M&hl=en&ei=yJScVLDYFtehyASc6YCgAw&tbm=isch&client=safari&ved=0CG4QMyhEMEQ Here op
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SEND THIS MAN FOOD!
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You guys ended up getting presents for Christmas? That's just awesome.
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Baalwulf06Nope - old
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At least your dad didn't give you aftershave like mine did.
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We all know Apples are shit, eh?
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God... I -blam!-ing love this post...
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Or you could just stop crying about it at least u got some
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I got a Truck
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It's because you didn't say: thank mr skeltal The nerve of some people.
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See it for 5 apples