This sounds bloody terrifying. I feel I would always have to move somewhere at a given date, and if you went for a walk you could always be potentially closer to the snail then when you were at home given the closer date of the snail closing in, but you wouldn't know where it was. If it was a day away from your supposed snail getaway interval date, wouldn't that mean that the snail is potentially somewhere slowly slithering outside, in a 5 foot vicinity. Now what if it were weeks from the date that you keep moving locations, could the snail potentially be far enough away from you, and you still going, so when you do go for that walk, you die anyway because you weren't thinking about the snail that was in such a place, at such a time, that it was a snail's weeks worth away from your house, that was 15 feet to you? Edit: I voted No, if you're too old to move WHAT DA FAWK.
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Haha, "bloody"