This is the best way to wake up, not the worst. Make sure you read the title carefully in case you misread is.
These are all pretty bad ways to wake up.
For me cat pouncing on face.
Bump this for best results.
Edit: Cat punching on face is cat pouncing on face. Also end if the night terror one is Dream might come true. (It did not fit)
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Waking up to "Heat of the moment" by Asia playing on the alarm.
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Waking up to a blowjob Nothing can get you down after that
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Surprise blowjob and a plate of fresh bacon
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1 ReplyThe best part of waking up is folgers in your cup.
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If a cat punched my face I'd be equally angry, confused, and immensely amused
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3 RepliesI think OP meant the best way to wake up, as in the quickest and most efficient. Not the most enjoyable way to wake up.
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I had nightmare that Kootra from The Creatures got a Knife from CS:GO case opening. I was so scared for my life man.
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Edited by Cyrus: 12/15/2014 4:37:44 AMWhere's r/\pe?
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Morning sex, duh.
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I'll take an alarm clock that plays this.
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Barking dog, based on these options. But given any option, this song.
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Guile theme song
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I like to wake up already in the middle of getting a BJ
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My dogs barking is how I wake up anyway.
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the sound of sizzling bacon