I want some GODDAMN turkey consumables! -blam!- a -blam!- out there grinding all the time and can't get no damn turkey for Thanksgiving? While I'm fending off hoardes of hive I'd like to sit down and eat me some damn good turkey breast or some stuffing you know what I mean??
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lol. They should've done that on Thanksgiving. Anyways, I have ham on Christmas, so...
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A post raid feast! a time to gather with fellow guardians and give thanks for making it through another raid and the drops we received during the raid. All while dining on a stuffed, roasted Atheon with all the fix'ns!
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Candied supplicants and hobgoblin casserole
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a consumable hat of turkey feathers would be ideal in this situation. like a tribal bonnet.