Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. So, Flood/OffTopiclers (or whatever #OffTopic has become), remember having a rubber glove, filling it with water or something, poking a hole, and drinking out of it? You know, licking and sucking out the fluids in the long flaccid rubbery tube? Squeezing and tugging on it to swallow every last drop? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well anyway, I saw a guy do it the other day, and it reminded me to let you all know that Microsoft is looking to hire a new pegboy, and you just happen to have job experience similar to what they are looking for. If you wish to fill out an application, try xbox.com. [spoiler]You know you want to.[/spoiler]